h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't dance.... Despite my other half and her daughter trying to convince me I do when I'm playing Bass. I keep telling them - I'm playing Bass!



Bassman

Stick to your guns mate. All my life I've been plagued by dance Nazis who insist that you have to dance and get all bent out of shape when you dig your heels in, and then accuse you of somehow spoiling *their* enjoyment or bringing the entire occasion to a premature end

Despite dancing classes, I've never been good at dancing.
When the occasion requires, I do some kind of really silly dance, thus forcing people to say, "Paul, please don't."

The sad thing is, I do that sort of dance out of choice.

B

Sounds good to me.

Dance Nazis - I couldn't have put it better myself



Bassman

You know - it still feels weird posting in Mr Desk's absence.



Bassman

Maybe Mr. Desk likes to have lots and lots of backlog to read.

And don't even get me started on the Bless You Nazis

Which, incidentally, would be a great name for a punk band

So would Melting Sanity Carwash

or how about

in the absence of Mr Grey Desk

or

waiting for Grey Desk

That brings up some questions:

How long should we wait?

What is the next step if we pass the deadline?

Does the Find-Greaydesk posse need to be outfitted in grey?

Maybe I should join forces with the minister of white - if there is one. That would do the trick!



Bassman

Is there also a Minister of Coral? Preferably with palm trees growing in his office?

Are we talking the colour, or the marine life?



Bassman

I was hoping that the two were combined in one luxuriously tropical locale.

Sounds like you just volunteered....



Bassman

I certainly hope so!

Banana cream pie anyone?

OOH YUMMY



Bassman