h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have no idea. More to the point, what are we going to do with it? We can't exactly leave a giant mechanical gorilla in the middle of the street

P.S. Does anyone else think it was in bad taste that I had Gorillaz on the MP3?

That's the last time I send a mechanised ape to do my bidding - especially when it leads to puns like that.

It had to be done, I apologise

Any good superhero needs a bad pun, everyone knows that

I guess I overuse the word 'chaos' as both a proper noun and abstract noun in the same sense

nice gorilla by the way. I especially like the fact it can sing 'Dare' real well.

Chaos doesn't make Mecha-Apes without making them menacing - its good signing voice was merely fortuitous

nice city

I feel like I'm playing Donkey Kong...

*Dances into the room humming the loony tunes tune*

Aha. I have no idea what's going on, and where exactly I am....

*Decides the best thing to do is just to dance around rather randomly to the loony tunes tune, until someone decides to summarise the events so far*

this isn't a room. this is the City. the League members come here to patrol and/or terrorise civilians. come to think of it there don't seem to be many of those around here at the moment.

*turns around to see a large crowd of Japanese tourists on a bus taking pictures of the mechanical ape and talking very fast.*

i think we need to move the ape.

*zaps the giant gorilla with lighning and uses the wind to blow away the parts that survived the lighning*

There.

*picks up a piece of gorrila arm and examine the circuitry*

nice craftsmanship. and there's a pretty sophisticated artificial intelligence in here. hmmmm...

*pockets the gorilla are for further examination and turns to face Pink Storm*

Thanks for the help Pink. Now I must retire to the Council room, I have an idea to discuss.

that was supposed to be gorilla arm by the way

ok

and ill be in the Council room in a minute<biggrin.

Gandark ventures out into the street, looking up at the huge skyscrapers towering above him and thinking how huge this place is compared to him. Ah, well.
He looks about for anybody who might be trying to take over the world, or sells fresh fruit, whichever comes first.
Nerd42

*It's stopped raining*

*KattMan emerges from his cosy den and patrols the city via its rooftops*

*pauses to groom himself in that particularly feline way*

All seems quiet at the moment - I wonder where everyone is hanging out?

*Strikes out half-heartedly at a passing crow, then jumps down to street level to see about scoring some proper treats*

JT

Gandark finds a fruitcart and buys an orange. He sits down somewhere and starts to peel it. He spots Katman and says, "Um ... hello? Are you in the Leauge too?"
Nerd42

*Eyes the stranger warily*

Yeah - I guess I was the first member to sign up after our founders Galigan and Pinkwrath.

You may not have seen me around much, because I haven't been around much lately, but if you check out some of the more interesting early conversations you'll find me there.

Just joined recently, haven't you?

*Keeps a subtle distance in that typically feline manner, preparing for fight, flight or friendship*

JT