h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know there's a whole plateful of different chicken products.....

*Puts a leather bomber jacket on over her uniform*

I've kind of being treating the whole 'secret identity' thing the way Wolverine does

We're supposed to have secret identities?

By the way, I so cannot recognise you in that.

*puts on a low brimmed hat and a trench coat (one of those long ones people always wear in films and stuff)*

how's that?

*does a little twirl*

[Gandark] I'd be difficult to disguise.
Nerd42

We could hide you in a tent.

That isn't funny, do we need secret identities anyway? There are plenty of superheros who don't have them

I couldn't think of anything else at short notice.

[Gandark] yeah not everybody can have a secret identity...
Nerd42

fair enough. I think I'd prefer to be a non secret identity hero if I was given the choice

batman and superman didnt keep theirs very secret ...

Wolverine doesn't bother much either.

Superman didn't need to keep his identity hidden much, in a world where people don't know who you are because you wear a pair of glasses and don't grease your hair back, you don't need to try really.

k

h2g2 needs a superhero-with-cape smiley

like or something

I don't have a secret identity.

*changes into a fire hydrant*

Hehe.

Why does the firehydrant have a cloak and a badge saying "H2G2 superheroes are super"?

I like buttons. and the cloak prevents dogspray.

....but it's kinda obvious....

*appears from a side street and stares at the fire hydrant at disbelief. Decides to kick it*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................