h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*laughs at Galigans pink botty*

Right Storm, this means war.

*Uses his metallic gauntlet (still comically oversized) to reverse a few paintballs so they hit and splatter Storm, unfortunately the high number means its hard to control and Chaos eventually loses control. Failing that another a quick trip to the Hallowe'en store results in lots of fake blood which splatters across the pink and mixes with it to create a very odd hue of light blood red*

that was pathetic

*covers up the odd red color with pink*

*brings in a minion and smashes him around the walls, leaving him beaten and bloody in the corner, his intestines and colour-assorted bile staining the wall*

Aghhh, now thats what I call style!

no that is nasty

you have forced me to use drastic measures

*flies away and comes back with a big box of powdered soap and dumps it into the middle of the arena floor*

now for the storm

*summons a tornaddo and lots of rain to clean the arena walls of the all the gore and no pink paint*

There, all clean

*looks around*

not bad. nice job pinky!

Please, For the love of all things good and pure, NO MORE PINK!

but it's all gone. pink cleaned it up, and even if she didn't lets assume she did and that the arena is back how it was before we moved in.

Ahhhhh... no more reason forme to make bad Hulk jokes.

I was just looking for an excuse to use the smilie

Hang on folks - I think you read Pinky wrong...

"clean the arena walls of the all the gore and no pink paint"

Means she cleaned away the gore, but NOT the pink paint.

YOU'VE BEEN HAD!!!!!

JT

I read it but I was ignoring it and thinking, logically, that its an impossibility even with the power of mastering weather to take away the red fake blood but not the pink. I prefer to think of "no pink paint" as a description of whats left :p

Yes it is possible because fake blood is water based and the paint that I like to use is not.

and i used soap and water to clean the arena, not paint remover

you just couldn't leave it alone you lot, could you?

right.

*sucks in an enormous amount of air*

from this moment forth there is to be no painting of the arena in any way unless i say so!!!

anyone caught painting the arena shall be banished from sitting in the comfy chairs for FOUR days, and during this time is firbidden to eat ANY whatsoever!!!

BLLLAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!

*meltdown...*

*dribble**dribble**dribble*

no fair

Seeing as the idea is now firmly in my head...


I AM SPARTACUS!

I AM SPARTACUS!

And I'm Prof. Chaos, whats your point, now be quiet I have a headache

It had to be done

*Uses fist to [somehow] pick up a large pair of boots and throw them*

You did, literally, ask for it

I did, didn't I...

There's a lesson to be learned here somewhere, I'm sure of it

dont stand up and yell 'I am Sparticus'