h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in*

Anybody up for a fight?

Apparently not...

JT

this place has gotten so dull.

*thinks for a bit*

Maybe it needs more pink paintballing

*takes out paintball gun and procedes to paintball the arena*

*stops paintballing and looks around*

fine. You give me no choice.

*sits down and begins to pout*

Awww. Don't pout.

*shoots wall coloured paintballs at Pinky*

How d'ya like dem apples?

*stands up*

finally somebosy comes.

And you're not re-repainting the arena.

it looks better in pink

*picks up piantball gun and begins to shoot pink paintballs at the walls*

*continues to fire at Pinky*

This is a bit one sided don't you think.

Not anymore

*starts to fire painballs at Galigan*

*dodges and fires back.*

Nice shot, you almo... hey, you did get me!

*stops in astonishment and within moments a line of pink dots materialises along his midrift.*

Argh!

*falls backwards and rolls out of the way*

yes! direct hit

*hears something in the distance*

You, my friend are lucky this time, you escaped my pink colored wrath this time, but next time you wont be so lucky Muahahahaha!

Oh, did that just come out? Oh well.

*flies off*

Eugh. I think it's better we don't elaborate on that.

*leaves to wash his suit.*

sorry, i just ate some sugar and i get all wired, so yeah

*flies back and looks around*

awwwww. Nobodys here

*hangs her head in dissapointment*

Anybody here?

Nope.

Galigan! Didn't you used to be in my Army...?

I should write a book on the many stages of h2g2 groups... this is the "erm anybody here..." stage... which is at least better than the not here stage!

By the way, anyone interested in telling people about whats going on on h2g2, I would emplore you to go here : A13757989

I want to get something going to tell people about whats going on in every day h2g2, and if I can get as many people from different groups as possible we might have something going!

Which army is that? Yeah I've heard about this idea already. Sounds interesting, but can we discuss it in the council room instead? If we remain out here we're very much at risk of being hit by paintballs. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2158494?thread=663387&latest=1

The Terranic Army...

Never mind... anyway I'll go over to the council room, and tell you my plans

*looks innocent and hides paintball gun behind her back*

what paintballs?

muhahahahah
cower beneath my wrath mortals
looks around none is actually in the room and someone has obviously been paintballing

ill just wait here sits down and gets out a book entitled being bad for beginerrs