h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

watch it spoog!

you haven't been on much recently. pray tell why?

and it's only tempting fate if i say something like 'i bet i got an A*' or something.

only 15 more days to go!

i have been flying around france that is why!

well you said that you have a GCSE in science or something which implies that you have passed!!!

actually what i said was

"and when i said i don't have a GCSE yet i meant i am awaiting my results. hopefully physics will be high because i want to carry it on..."

so fate can remain well and truely un tempted.

where has all the pink gone??

*gazes around with a lost look in her eye*

oh no i will have to put this right...

*loads paintball gun and starts to fire pink paintballs at the walls*

*gets hit with the paintballs*

THAT HURT!

ah sorry didnt mean to hit you i wasnt paying attention! do you want to help redecorate???

Sure, but I think I'm going to need a new suit after this, pink really isn't my color.

pink is EVERYbodies colour!!!




*fires paintballs at the ceiling*

*takes cover*

no you are meant to be helping me

*hands over a gun loaded with pink paintballs*

there you go

*takes the paintball gun*

Seeing as how I'm probably going to end up on cleaning duty later I could probably do with blowing off a little steam.

TARGET PRACTICE!

Morning

*almost gets hit by a paintball*

watch it

afternoon

Howdy. Trust me, you don't want to get hit with one of those paintballs, they hurt like crazy

help with the redecoration!

here you go

*hands over paintball gun*

When we're done, where can I go to get my suit fixed? It's covered in pink paint and has holes in it from where the paintballs hit.

(this does actually happen. I have a friend who wants to set up his own paintballing range and he told me that if you get hit by one at a close enough range and without proper clothing it can be like getting hit with a rubber bullet)

wow that sounds exciting

i can wave my wand over it and fix it once we are done! it will be as good as new

Ouch.

And i would love to help

*takes paintball gun and helps paintball the arena*

wow things are finaly starting to make sense again now that the arena is pink again! there is nothing like a good spring clean!

Thanks