h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LADS!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!?

We've left those women unattended for too long and they've gone and pinkified everything again

I think we'd better get some super whitewash - then they might feel more at home, as it would be the same colour as kitchen appliances.

JT

Kitchen appliances? Don't make me go hulk again!

Kitchen Appliances

You must be kidding

HaHaHa!

That's shaken it up a bit.

Think I'll scram now, before it gets ugly.

JT

Bloody women, I go round my gfs house so I'm not allowed to a) watch the cricket (and what a day it was, thankfully Today At The Test was on) and I missed a day on HooToo which, after about 3 days of fairly quiet time, gave me about 50-70 new posts and one of my entries has been scouted; finally I come here and see its all pink again - you can't take your eye off for a second here I tell thee. Do I need to go mental with some tar again?!!! No more pink!!!

why no pink?

Because its....pink

And we are gnarly superheros and some of us, ie me, are manly gnarly mastermind supervillians....pink just isn't cricket

unless of course you play for sri lanka during the one dayers, then you wear a lovely shade of crimson...

is it manly enough in here now we're talking about cricket? or should I mention golf, football and beer as well?

Oh I have.

Well, that's torn it.

*tears pink curtains down*

And those too.

*hears the call of JT (the one at the top of the page) and arrives very dramatically, but i'll spare you the details because i find imagination always serves better.*

what's going on here?

*looks around*

nevermind, i think i can guess.

come on lads. we need to re-masculinise this arena!

Tar and blood, tar and blood, tar and blood!!!! And more tearing down the pinkness.

get to it men!

*tears all pinkness down and loads paintball guns with paint-remover pellets.*

*aims at a large pink splodge on the wall.*

now you gotta ask yourself a question. do i feel lucky? well, do ya? PUNK?!

*blasts the pink splodge into a chemical oblivion*

*flies up*

now this calls for drastic measures

*zaps all th piantball guns and starts re-pinking the arena*

*throws a nice set of earings over the wall and gets back to the spodging*

remember, i know your weakness!

*Throws chemical enhancers against the walls in a kind of ad-hoc experiment, creating, fortuitously, vibrant manly colours in a sort of '60s hippy mixing pattern. Also hangs up scantily clad pictures of Wonderwoman and Catwoman*

Ahhh, what more could a supervillain mastermind need(?)

*pauses in the splodging*

*catches the earings and flies down and tears down posters*

ha

*the earings explode spraying luminous yellow paint all over pinkwrath*

mwahahahaha! i can be evil sometimes.

rats, i must be going. fight the good fight boys! save our society from the clutches of pinkness!

*s and s through the wall*

im gonna get you for that one

*starts pinkifying the arena as fast as the paintbal gun can fire and starts shooting at Tony and Galigan as he and through the wall*