h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One of those planks actually save my life. My peg leg got stuck in a knot hole and all I had to do was stand there with my giant cutlass and fight off the guys who wanted me to go swimming with the until my comrades had taken over the ship and set me free again

I've heard the expression "thick as a plank," but that one was clever nonetheless.

this thread is nearly dead as well !! what happened to hootoo?

where's the ??

and happy Easter, Madame!

Happy Easter to you what on earth happened to your name?

And what happened to your wings? Did you fly too close to the sun, and melt the wax that was holding them on?

BBCid...

I barely survived. Very damaged though

I'm sorry to hear about that.

Just say the word, Tony, and I'll send Vinnie, Fredo, Big Al and the rest of the gang. I'm sure they'll sort it out for ya

They'll need to bring marshmallows, hot dogs, and their ID cards for the BarBeCue.

actually I'd prefer steak for the bbq

but a few glasses will do as well

I can't think of any reason why you couldn't have *both*.

ah yes..and pizza delivery as well?

Be careful what you wish for, Babette

The delivery boys are usually gargoyles

Wouldn't they be delivery goyles then?

goys and goylems probably only deliver hosher pizzas

or even kosher...

mm.. I think I prefer them intact .. bigger, longer and uncut .. so to speak

Pizzas are usually round, so length isn't any different from width. Uncut? That means you must want to eat a whole one....

You are probably thinking of french loafs, babette. They are often kosher and uncut