h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Keep experimenting. Sounds as if you're enjoying this.

Pizza with cherries and gout pills?

Actually the gargoyles belonged to Michele... Guido was a gorilla... I think... maybe one day I need to read the beginning of this thread..

In any case I haven't heard from Guido in a while.. after the dancing thing there were rumors of BDSM, but I had no desire to find out if they were true or not..

Might Guido be hiding under your basement stairwell, Batty? He's probably safe and well and happy (if a bit lonely), and would be only too happy to have another adventure.

a gorilla .. well, there's a first time for every species I'd say could I borrow him for a few hours? and what more is happening nowadays? mm.. pizza delivery? I'm late eh?

it's never too late for a pizza

that's my speaking

Can you make it two pizzas, then? I'm getting hungrier by the minute.

...and some to keep the pizza company...

*looks at cold, stale and mouldy pizza and forgets he is hungry *

What a pity! That poor pizza died for our sins.

is that why i can see the face of mother mary on it?

We don't know what the Mother Mary looked like. No artists' sketches have survived. But, yes, it does look like her face.

we could sell it on ebay and make a bundle

Go ahead and do it. You know she wants you to!

what, mother mary? nah, i never believed in her

sure, she may have been a nice lady, but i doubt she could ever have pulled that virgin pregnancy stunt with me

Apparently, Mary was held in high regard by Jesus' contemporaries. I doubt that her face appears in some of the places people claim it does, though. *No one* knows what she looked like. Even if you believe that whaty you're seeing is the face of a real person, there are billions of other women who might be there.

i hear rumours saying mary magdalene was even more popular

Apparently Jesus liked her.

In 1945 there was a trove of old scrolls found in Nag Hammabi that included some gospels that were not selected form inclusion in the Bible as we know it. Several of these indicated that Mary Magdalene was Jesus' wife. There's even a Gospel of Mary Magdalene. Judas Iscariot also wrote a gospel.