h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good grief!

: You look good enough to eat. By the way, today's menu features ladyfingers and Ben and Jerry.

And Napoleon for dessert..

sometimes de bull he wins, senor, no?

I didn't know whether that matador not.

What were we talking about?

just a load of bull, Paulie.. like usual..

I have no beef with that.

A bull is a half ton of angry pot roast.

And a roast like that is rarely calm..

But you never know what it might becalm.

It could be a dot-calm.

i believe you could be dotty, paulie

but not calm

not for long anyways





ps: i like your thoughts about a half ton of pot roast, though

Just as long as the pot raost doesn't get served as goulash. I
just got back from the Goulash Archipelago, where they even have goulasg at breakfast. I'm a bit overexposed to it at the moment.

Beats breakfast in a gulag..

If they even give you breakfast in a gulag.

stew.. gulag stew..

Don't forget the dumplings to go in the stew.

We don't want a repeat of the great dumpling shortage of aught 2.

Thank Bob you reminded me!!! All those jonesing dumpling junkies breaking in to flour mills and German restaurants!!! I still remember seeing them on street corners with soup cups begging for soggy bread to dip...

i guess these sort of things are bound to happen in battyville

There's a lot going on in Battyville. Also going in, over, around, through, off, and under.

so what's your point?

My point has gotten worn down so it's more like a zit.

I hope this will not ruin our friendship.