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Pinniped Posted Jan 31, 2003
Not snow again, please!
We only just dug ourselves out,
twenty posts ago.
nt : chores you just keep doing forever
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2003
Drinking single malt
A dirty job yes I know
Well, I;'ll do it them
NT: (anything, let your mind roam, choose your own topic, and don't fell boudn to tell us what it was/is!!!)
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Pinniped Posted Feb 1, 2003
Topic-free Haikus?!?
Well, I'll b**ger a walrus...
...
...
Hey! That could be fun...
nt : Moments of inspiration
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typolifi Posted Feb 4, 2003
The world is so clear,
You feel the Truth, write it down
In case you were right...
nt: war
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typolifi Posted Feb 4, 2003
No sorry, it's a silly topic (at least for a haiku). So unless you feel really inspired, I propose:
clumsiness
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Livzy Posted Feb 7, 2003
Mr Bump fell down
too many stella artois
drunken Mr Man
next up: why Livzy seems to appear and disappear and reappear so often?
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starbirth Posted Feb 18, 2003
well livey has come
and then livey has gone away
then livey returned
life
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Livzy Posted Feb 18, 2003
Life can be quite good
the next day it can be sh*te
so there you have it.
Next up: Why society is more interested in a picture of a minor royal with her baps out than the impending war in Iraq.
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J Posted Feb 18, 2003
Five syllables here
And seven syllables there
Five syllables here
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Feb 19, 2003
It's terribly sad;
Titillation counts for more
Than so many lives...
Next topic: green guitars
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Miztres Posted Feb 19, 2003
A five string bass thrums
Stained green wood unusual.
The sound is the same.
nt: parking inspectors
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Livzy Posted Feb 19, 2003
c'mon now you s***
Dont ticket my car
Power crazed jobsworth
and coming up for your attention; "mates" who get drunk and then think its funny to call you up at 3 am...
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Livzy Posted Feb 19, 2003
...to line two add "you tw*t" - then it scans propoerly...
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Toastie Socks Posted Mar 2, 2003
Calling at this time
Is never funny, drunk or
Not, It is unkind.
Nt: Fish and chips
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Mar 2, 2003
fish is just fishy
chips are more like fries than chips
but, then, what are chips?
(i'm american)
nt: the sudden and unexpected absence of snow.
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starbirth Posted Mar 2, 2003
today there was rain
no white powdered snow did fall
tommorow sunshine
bikes
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Mar 3, 2003
two wheels two pedals
Always causes me to fall
I hate bicycles.
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Andrew 3.0 Pro Posted Mar 3, 2003
oh sily me, nt: towels (this has probably been done before)
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Miztres Posted Mar 3, 2003
On The Guides entry,
"Intergalatic travel",
A towel is a must.
In commemoration.
nt: sunshine n("Just a little ray of..."
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- 2761: Pinniped (Jan 31, 2003)
- 2762: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2003)
- 2763: Pinniped (Feb 1, 2003)
- 2764: typolifi (Feb 4, 2003)
- 2765: typolifi (Feb 4, 2003)
- 2766: starbirth (Feb 4, 2003)
- 2767: Livzy (Feb 7, 2003)
- 2768: starbirth (Feb 18, 2003)
- 2769: Livzy (Feb 18, 2003)
- 2770: J (Feb 18, 2003)
- 2771: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Feb 19, 2003)
- 2772: Miztres (Feb 19, 2003)
- 2773: Livzy (Feb 19, 2003)
- 2774: Livzy (Feb 19, 2003)
- 2775: Toastie Socks (Mar 2, 2003)
- 2776: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Mar 2, 2003)
- 2777: starbirth (Mar 2, 2003)
- 2778: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Mar 3, 2003)
- 2779: Andrew 3.0 Pro (Mar 3, 2003)
- 2780: Miztres (Mar 3, 2003)
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