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Haiku challenge!
Toastie Socks Posted May 8, 2003
Irritating wheels
And we don't know: Would big wheels
Make it go faster?
nt: Venus, it's population of friendly pineapples, and lollipops.
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The Biggest Hairiest Scotsman in the Land Posted May 8, 2003
Venusian fruit
(look like a pineapple)
makes great lollipops!
(although THAT was a super haiku challenge -- so lets have another)
NT: the NY Mets, soap scum, and fozzy bear (of the Muppets)
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starbirth Posted May 8, 2003
The day the Mets won
Fozzy and I did took a bath
Both acts produced rings
Qh well I tried 
next: girl scout cookies
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SomeMuppet Posted May 8, 2003
girl scout cookies are
tasty for the money spent
crumbles in wallet
Next 49ers, cigarettes and glasses
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Researcher 227521 Posted May 19, 2003
Blind smokey glasses
Searching California Hills:
Cigarettes and gold.
Did I cheat on the 49ers?
You know, the 1849 gold rush?
Next Topic: hotdogs and marshmellows 
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kasei_girl Posted May 30, 2003
Heat them up a bit
But dont mix them together
You'll probably puke
Next Topic: Walking on the sea floor in an old diving suit
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 30, 2003
You sound like a Sith,
You see like a Young Mermaid,
You feel like Sardines.
NT: Having an exam on your birthday.
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SomeMuppet Posted May 31, 2003
on my day of birth
an examination of my form
what rotten luck eh
NS
Drink Drugs and the summer meet
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kasei_girl Posted May 31, 2003
Too hot for the tabs
Why dont we start with drinking
Lets just celebrate!
Next: The joy of having a "Local" pub.....where everybody knows your name 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted May 31, 2003
"The usual, please":
Something I would love to say,
But alas! No pub.
Next topic: topics (those hazelnutty chocolate bars)
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 4, 2003
protein perfection,
consumeable crunchiness,
nuts are good for you.
nt: comparison between chocolate from 2 of these three: the USA, UK, and Europe
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Researcher 230168 Posted Jun 6, 2003
Smell of ozone
Signalling the coming rain
Pours acid through holes
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 6, 2003
since there is no topic on the last one, I'll respond to the topic that was unused in the other post
the chocolate here
in America sucks ass
compared to Europe
Newton's laws, pot pies, hockey
Haiku challenge!
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 6, 2003
Hockey is evil,
Sent by the devil. As is
Physics; but not pies.
(Bad haiku, I know, but it was hard, you must admit. )
Next topic: Cornflakes
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 6, 2003
I like Corn flakes, but
Cap'n Crunch with Crunch berries
is a lot better
burmese pythons
I forgot that this was regular haiku challenge, not haiku for the incredibly brave, so I put 3 topics instead of just one
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parkertherocks Posted Jun 18, 2003
this greasy yellow fat,
great on toast with jam,
but butter is better.
next - bananas
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jun 18, 2003
Before an exam
Always eat a banana.
It could save your life.
Next topic: sleep deprivation 
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Toastie Socks Posted Jun 20, 2003
Caffeine saves my life;
The stupid dog keeps me up
it won't stop barking!
nt: The pure fantasticness of writin gon a banana in biro.
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Semisomna Posted Jun 27, 2003
The pen slides, slowly,
delving into yellow peel.
Banananess inked.
next topic: isoamyl acetate
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weberquetzal Posted Jul 17, 2003
Chemicals are far
too long like isoamyl
acetate! Why bother?
nt: garbage bags
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Haiku challenge!
- 2821: Toastie Socks (May 8, 2003)
- 2822: The Biggest Hairiest Scotsman in the Land (May 8, 2003)
- 2823: starbirth (May 8, 2003)
- 2824: SomeMuppet (May 8, 2003)
- 2825: Researcher 227521 (May 19, 2003)
- 2826: kasei_girl (May 30, 2003)
- 2827: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 30, 2003)
- 2828: SomeMuppet (May 31, 2003)
- 2829: kasei_girl (May 31, 2003)
- 2830: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (May 31, 2003)
- 2831: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 4, 2003)
- 2832: Researcher 230168 (Jun 6, 2003)
- 2833: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 6, 2003)
- 2834: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jun 6, 2003)
- 2835: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 6, 2003)
- 2836: parkertherocks (Jun 18, 2003)
- 2837: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Jun 18, 2003)
- 2838: Toastie Socks (Jun 20, 2003)
- 2839: Semisomna (Jun 27, 2003)
- 2840: weberquetzal (Jul 17, 2003)
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