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typolifi Posted Jul 28, 2003
Black or darkish grey
If you keep them in the house
They'll get in the way.
nt: out
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starbirth Posted Jul 28, 2003
A lone man cried out
A voice clear and confident
your out! Next batter
nt: milk
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PhilFogg Posted Jul 28, 2003
My wife's spilled the milk!
What to do with the corn flakes?
I'll eat from the floor.
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typolifi Posted Jul 29, 2003
Smells great when it bakes
Smells *really* great when it bakes
Tastes good when it's baked.
nt: sofa
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weberquetzal Posted Jul 29, 2003
I have come so far,
So I'll take a break and sit
Down on my sofa!
nt:pockets
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Livzy Posted Sep 2, 2003
I've got fluff in mine
and a sticky old toffee
and holes in my pants!
NT: Self abuse 
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Sep 2, 2003
I like to get hit
especially at night
am I very odd?
next topic - cups
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Sep 2, 2003
oops - that's incorrect ... try again
I like to get hit
especially in my bed
am I very odd?
next - cups
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Livzy Posted Sep 2, 2003
coffee, egg or tea?
which one do you like the best?
nice firm "D" for me
on we go with Richard Whiteley, king of daytime TV or sad old git?
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Sep 2, 2003
Richard wears those ties
that sad people think are cool
but really they're crap
next - arithmetic
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Livzy Posted Sep 2, 2003
algebra is wierd
why not use numbers instead
or calculator
and ever onwards with; Personality, brains, sense of humour or HUGE jugs?
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Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted Sep 2, 2003
she makes me giggle
she makes me chuckle and smile
and her jugs are great
I feel a pang of guilt now ... writing such sexist guff ...
next topic - real ale
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 2, 2003
Barrelled alcohol,
Ready, ripe for the tasting.
Just makes me ill though. 
(Allergic to alcohol girl)
Next topic: hairspray
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Livzy Posted Sep 2, 2003
is she or aint she?
the harmony hairspray girl
showing my age now
and once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more with organic vegetables
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 2, 2003
Organic veggies:
Such a confusing label.
They all are, surely...
Next topic: grapes
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Hoon Posted Feb 13, 2004
bunches red and green
from Baccus' juicy marbles,
pour delicious wine.
ghosts
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Feb 14, 2004
An Apparition
Alarmingly Agile Archfiend
Almost Alive Awareness
Dictionary
(
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Feb 14, 2004
A book full of words
And their definitions too
But the plot is dull.
Asparagus 
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Hoon Posted Feb 14, 2004
A brave man it was
who first decided to eat
the green asparagus.
nt: Toffee-apples
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- 2841: typolifi (Jul 28, 2003)
- 2842: starbirth (Jul 28, 2003)
- 2843: PhilFogg (Jul 28, 2003)
- 2844: PhilFogg (Jul 28, 2003)
- 2845: typolifi (Jul 29, 2003)
- 2846: weberquetzal (Jul 29, 2003)
- 2847: Livzy (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2848: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2849: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2850: Livzy (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2851: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2852: Livzy (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2853: Eusebio - squad number 11 (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2854: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2855: Livzy (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2856: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2857: Hoon (Feb 13, 2004)
- 2858: tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie (Feb 14, 2004)
- 2859: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Feb 14, 2004)
- 2860: Hoon (Feb 14, 2004)
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