h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok... so got the other posts yikesed???

If you mean the ones in every other thread our hero posts to, ... I can only guess that someone pointed them out as "spam". Exactly who would be anyone's guess. But considering how many not-quite-successful contacts the hero tried to make, ... It could have been nearly ANYone of the feminine persuasion.

Mine got yiksed for being abusive, the one where I asked him to prove he was a member of the Hereford based regement

Sorry, my misunderstanding. I hadn't noticed that a load of posts from the first "page" had vanished. I don't think any of mine were d

Almost all of them featured the mad ramblings of our hero (who is now probably being pre-modded)and have been removed as they broke the rules by quoting the great work he presented.

Perhaps in years to come, a more tolerant and fib friendly society will emerge and embrace his teachings.

The great civilisation of Stevonia with it's emblem of flaming pants will one day rule the world!!!

"stares off into the distance, hand over heart in eyes moist with emotion..."

All stand for the National Anthem...

("Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac pumps out of jukebox)

*drops to knees screeching in pain with hands over bleeding ears*

pleeez pleeeeeeeez turn it off, turn it off..



*glances up at IS .. (or isnt?? quirky raised eyebrow)*

dont i know you from somewhere else?????

*offers a cheaply gilt mirror for easier recognition of IS/Reef/Rev/Santa Claus ... *

(tears off Celine Dion mask to reveal Mick Fleetwood. Stands up)

Fools! Stevie was my agent to get my song played again. And now the world is mine!
Mine, do you hear???
Mwahahahahahahaha.

Only a Ninja/SAS/Samurai/PI/Call Centre Drone can stop me now!

(sounds of someone unpacking the ACME Lie-o-matic)

stevie nicks?? ZOINKS! not only is he female, but he's that bludy feckin horrible cant sing dreadful labite*...... stevie bloomin nicks...

ffs
isn't life bad enough??
i'd rather read the... (cue music of dread)dum dumm duuuuummmmmmm DECLARATION 10 times before i'd listen to that one singin anything..

sorry, i dont like her. what do you want me to say?? mmmm stevie? my favorite? i dont think so

You HATE me !!!!

'Coz it's obvious that John is Jack is Steve. And you/we/they/them are one and the same, including this me, ... Nick.

Stevie-Nicks was just a play on names I took years ago. Ya know, before my stint as Celine Dion.

No, I'M Celine Dion.

And possibly Tony Curtis.

Oh. Then I guess I must be Spartacus ...

Hang on, I thought Steve was Spartacus.

He's got the build, the military acumen and "the way" with the ladies.

Come to think of it he's more like a porky version of Arnold J. Rimmer.

You do realise we're on at the same time again. "People*" will talk.



*Meter Maid/Steve/Alpha/Remo

Yeah, I know, people will talk. And wonder why a Canuck would spend so much time on a UK system. I guess this/these wizards aren't aware that probably 30% of h2g2 "researchers" are NOT of the UK. Just as DNA intended when he first created it.

But then, our hero probably hasn't bothered to see what the purpose of this site is? It isn't simply another chat line ...

Oh!! Is it not?
oooerrrr

i should back out slowly then .. just take me cutlass and leave quietly. oh. and this box of jelly babies..

and the bag of lemons
and the jar o grog
and my 15 lapdancing mates

not for chat eh?

music was crap anyway..

huh

huffysmiley>

Well, some of those in-power have finally stated that open and frank discussions and debates are what make the site a positive thing. But still, the ultimate goal is a living, growing encyclopaedia of sorts.

So please, don't withdraw, ... What-ever would the rest of us do, without grog and jelly-babies?

*not bothering to mention that I could do without the lap-dancing mates *

Discussion and debates from the masses? That would be mass debating then would'nt it?