h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is that what a naval battle is?
isn't that strange that pirates dont tend to know that

we thought it were people banging their belly buttons together till one fell over..

it is isn't ?? you're 'avin a laff..

"I can't be Celine Dion, I don't have a fetish for old men"

I can't be Celine Dion either if thats the criteria!

thats cos you are the fetish.. fnar fnar

ring-ring.. ring-ring..........

Some one's going to get a severe slap on the back if they are not careful!

Your not ringing again are ya, that's the third time this week ffs!!!

Thank someone-or-other, I thought that was my tinnitus kicking in again.

you threatening violence on a public site??

you cant just do it like that mister death

you have to write a dalmation..
a big huge long one

WITH GREAT LOADS OF CAPITALIZATIONS, and then reams and reams of aimless babblings. It really IS the only way, ya know.

*s out to get more kibble for the dalmation ....*

*s back ....*

Almost forgot, ... besides hugely, ramblingly long, slurring of folks and conspiracies, ... it also has to be copied and pasted to every thread you are a party too. It simply has no impact otherwise.


*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s out again*

hears a rumble...... feels the ground shake..... sits back expectantly with arms folded, smiles and nods happily

yep. more kibble vicar.. this is gonna be a big un..

And don't forget to leave room for the Pinocchio type nose job

Time to teach you young whelps a lesson in history...

From Twikipedia (bidi-bidi)...

Sahara, Battle of (17:05-18:01-roughly teatime)

An invasion of Space Monkeys staged a daring raid on the remote desert fortress of General Wolf McAlpha (Clone 15A), before being driven off and/or slaughtered to an ape by forces under Captain John Alpha (Clone 1A). Well, we say forces, but it was just him, projecting an image of a force a thousand-fold due to the strategic use of pulleys and prisms. This was further enforced by the use of a huge floating ship of the Rwandan Imperial Navy (see Lake Victoria Boat Rentals), kept aloft by the employment of air currents and a huge pair of black combat trousers.
After rescuing the day, the mysterious ship headed out into the desert to the sounds of cheers and the theme from "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".
To this day, Rwandans celebrate the day by firing a boat packed with bull excrement into the air. And then hitting it with a mandrill.

Tell us another one, Pappy. It's almost sleepy-time.

Has he said anything about travelling in time and space in a blue police phone box with a Timelord called The Doctor?

Not specifically. But his PI business probably entails many disguises. I'd not be surprised if he has been (in other incarnations) Dr Who, Clark Kent, Maxwell Smart and even the mild-mannered Shoe-Shine Boy.

He maybe a Timelord himself or prehaps *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN* The Master

I have no doubt that after watching an episode or two he believes he is.

He probably immediately gets out his big book of fibs and adds an entry or two.

I wonder what his next move will be...?

"Lateral" would be my guess. There's nothing straight forward so far ...

"I wonder what his next move will be...?"

Trumpington's Variation if he's a Mornington Crescent player