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DALMATION...The Sequel!
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Jan 26, 2006
"Searches through hidden utility belt , discards 3 empty Tayto cheese and onion crisp packets, a pair of Aye Bee's unmentionables and a dead hamster called Gerald"
AHA!
I heard my Captain calling, here you are my Captain a large box of matches with handmade camoflage green cover.
DALMATION...The Sequel!
IS5416 Posted Jan 26, 2006
Well done that man! Here at the Undisclosed, we reward all acts of real and imagined bravery.
(puts down matches and hands Dai a medal bearing the legend "Bryant and May: For Valour")
Hang on, where did I put the matches? Darned camo!
DALMATION...The Sequel!
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Jan 26, 2006
"Puffs out chest with pride, his new medal reflecting the winter sun"
Ah finally I have a BMV, just wait till the other chaps see this, and all because of a red head! 
DALMATION...The Sequel!
IS5416 Posted Jan 26, 2006
You do know that all of the medals are made from chocolate coins our founder bought in the market, don't you?
Just don't stand next to a fire or keep them in the sun for too long.
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 26, 2006
ahhh Dai.. gerald's croaked it then?? you'll have to stop puttin them in yer back pocket. them leather jeans just too tight for furry critters.
Nice medal, why is there a big bite out of it and chocolate round your mouth?
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