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IS5416 Posted Jan 11, 2006
(Witnesses "mass debating" pun. Goes into loft to retrieve dusty chest containg "cunning linguist" gag. Thinks the better of it)
Has anyone seen my jelly babies? I had a consignment on order from the Spanish main, but they seem to have been waylaid...
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 12, 2006
I've heard that jelly-babies make excellent projectiles in certain armaments. Ya know, the ones that can be secreted in your super-secret-spy-shoe, or the omni-directional-firing umbrella. No good spook ought to be without them, you know. 
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serenity Posted Jan 12, 2006
you have been watching too many james bond type movies 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 12, 2006
I was actually thinking more of Agent 86, Maxwell Smart. (Don Adams, in an old comedy series from the late 60's)
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 12, 2006
*wanders back trying to look casual, red, orange and green stains all round her mouth*
hi everyone.
dont suppose those jelly babies turned up.. awful strange that..
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IS5416 Posted Jan 12, 2006
Yes. It's very odd indeed.
I have decided to hire the world's greatest private detective to solve the mystery of the missing jelly babies.
That's if he ever finishes DALMATION II: The Bigliar Strikes Back.
Then the thief is in big big trouble, I can tell you...
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IS5416 Posted Jan 12, 2006
I must say, I'm acting very suspicious today.
Almost like I had stolen the jelly babies myself...
NO...Couldn't be...
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Jan 13, 2006
*catches sight of self in mirror with horror,and quickly wipes mouth*
erm.. yes.that must be it.. how could you!! terrible just terrible.. you can trust nobody these days.
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 13, 2006
You can trust ME. I'm not at all like the rest. 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 13, 2006
'Tis not !!! 
You just gimme a few minutes to create, ... I mean "find" ... my supportive friends. They'll tell ya.
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 15, 2006
Ach, what do you people know of boots? Here in "real man's country", our boots need to reach our chins. For walking 35 miles to and from work, ... through gator infested swamps, ... uphill both ways, of course.
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serenity Posted Jan 15, 2006
you have gators in ontario????
by the way, ive been having a google. you have a severn trent waterway closeby.
the river that the ironbridge is on, is the severn and the river trent is about 2 hours away from me..
cant you think of your own names?
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 15, 2006
In fact, that river (the Trent) runs through our town, dividing it in two ...
And hey, I'm sure we had all the names first, ... Cornwall, London, Southampton, Exeter ... 
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serenity Posted Jan 16, 2006
as you keep reminding me.. you are a young country..
so we had the names first 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Jan 16, 2006
But we wear them much better.
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