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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 28, 2011
It is, it is. Poachers always seem to rise to the challenge, though.
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 28, 2011
*nods*
I just hope I can find a girlfriend before they poach all the other mammoths...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 28, 2011
Well, poacherd mammoth isn't nearly as good as barbe-- *claps hand over mouth*
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Nov 28, 2011
*strokes the 
*
Shh it's okay, you will find a mate.
mini
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 28, 2011
*picks up popcorn and attempts to put in in mouth*
Sneezes
Oh dear.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 29, 2011
How about I only eat mammoths if they refuse to go out with you?
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Nov 29, 2011
good morning
*sneezes*
I hope I'm not allergic to mammoth.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 29, 2011
Depends whether you are allergic to elephant i suppose
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 30, 2011
*clocks in*
*takes a fat roll of plastic wrap out of her briefcase*
*starts wrapping the roast mammoth in the wall*
*some time goes by*
*completes the wrapping task*
*goes to the door and beckons to a posse of workbots from CLI*
Take this to the Ask forum.
*the bots comply, heaving the mammoth up by its spit, and taking it from the room*
That's better. I was getting tired of the smell.
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8584330 Posted Nov 30, 2011
*clocks in*
*squints at time card*
Looks like I didn't clock out last night.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 30, 2011
*lights a candle scented with balsam and cedar*
That's such an interesting thing anhaga found ( F22114275?thread=8286496 ) and he raises a point about copyright that I can't answer.
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Nov 30, 2011
*clocks in*
Good morning!
This really is interesting lil...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 1, 2011
*belatedly clocks in and heads for the microwave with a bag of popcorn*
So Mercury went retrograde the day before Thanksgiving. Maybe that's why I feel slightly out of joint. But please don't offer me one because I haven't smoked since 1987.
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Witty Moniker Posted Dec 1, 2011
Mmmm. Things in general have been fairly smooth since then for me.
Ah well, gift horses and such.
Carpal tunnel procedure is tomorrow morning. I'll keep y'all posted on the results.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 1, 2011
Yes, as soon as you feel comfortable at a keyboard, let us know how things went! Funny, I was just wondering how you're doing. Popcorn? *tears bag open and releases a puff of popcorn-and-cheese flavored molecules*
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- 181: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 182: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 28, 2011)
- 183: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 184: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 28, 2011)
- 185: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 186: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 28, 2011)
- 187: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Nov 28, 2011)
- 188: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 189: 8584330 (Nov 29, 2011)
- 190: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Nov 29, 2011)
- 191: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Nov 29, 2011)
- 192: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Nov 29, 2011)
- 193: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 30, 2011)
- 194: 8584330 (Nov 30, 2011)
- 195: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 30, 2011)
- 196: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Nov 30, 2011)
- 197: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Nov 30, 2011)
- 198: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 1, 2011)
- 199: Witty Moniker (Dec 1, 2011)
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