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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Dec 3, 2011
surely it is night somewhere, all the time? it just shifts around somewhat. 
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8584330 Posted Dec 4, 2011
> Name 10 famous bovines.
1) Clover Stornetta
2) Mrs. O'Leary's cow
3) Babe the Blue Ox
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
*muffled voice*
Hey, where's the door?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
*muffled voice* Ferdinand the Bull
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Z Posted Dec 4, 2011
Have I told y'all about my neighbour's chicken?
I got a call today because my neighbour thought I might be able to help with her chicken. It seemed to be egg bound and she wasn't sure what to do. The books suggested that she pop a finger up it's rear end and see if she can feel an egg, if it was you could put some KY around the egg and it would me more likely to come out.
Anyway we looked at the books and then I poped a rubber glove on and examined said chicken. No egg.
Humm.
Rang friend, who is a vet for advice. Got advice. Hopefully chicken wil be ok tomorrow.
I am not when in my training I got the confidence to stick my finger up a chicken, but somewhere I did.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
And I am not one for stringing smileys together.
The Lonely Bull (Herb Alpert)
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Dec 4, 2011
*clocks out*
Night guys, a 
needs her sleep.
mini
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
Buffalo Springfield
Oh, and the cow on the cover of Atomic Heart Mother.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Dec 4, 2011
Asistance and ideas here please http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/F78198?thread=8286781&show=20&skip=0#pi18
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
Noted. 
That makes 11 famous bovines. Cats should be easier.
1. Krazy Kat
2. Sylvester
3. Puss in Boots
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Dec 4, 2011
Hmm, could we use the nanobots to make us a swimming pool?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 4, 2011
We hardly have room for a jacuzzi, which I bet you most of the staff would rather have.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Dec 4, 2011
erm...can't the nanobots make us a bigger room?
And we can just have a swimming pool sized jacuzzi
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- 221: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Dec 3, 2011)
- 222: 8584330 (Dec 4, 2011)
- 223: 8584330 (Dec 4, 2011)
- 224: Z (Dec 4, 2011)
- 225: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
- 226: Z (Dec 4, 2011)
- 227: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
- 228: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
- 229: Z (Dec 4, 2011)
- 230: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
- 231: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Dec 4, 2011)
- 232: 8584330 (Dec 4, 2011)
- 233: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
- 234: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Dec 4, 2011)
- 235: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
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- 237: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 4, 2011)
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