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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 27, 2011
*clocks in, goes over to the open hearth and bastes the 
with beer*
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Nov 27, 2011
*wanders in looking bleary and wearing Pyjamas*
I don't feel so good. Can't sleep. am gonna hang around in here for a bit if that is okay.
mini
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 27, 2011
Why don't you climb into the recliner, over there by the hearth?
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Nov 28, 2011
Did we get rid of the mammoth over the weekend?
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8584330 Posted Nov 28, 2011
Apparently the day crew let a smash a hole in the wall, then they threw trash in there, then they apparently used the trash to start a fire and have been BBQing the ever since, basting it with 
.
So much for the nice, clean, freshly painted staff break room.
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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Nov 28, 2011
Well, we didn't have a repair crew to fix the hole, so getting the mammoth seemed the best thing to do.
Looks almost ready at that...
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Pastey Posted Nov 28, 2011
I like crackling, but I think we should have shaved the first 
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 28, 2011
*humpH*
What an way to treat a newbie?
Does this count as flaming?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 28, 2011
I can bring in some workbots from CLI to fix the wall. As for the roast mammoth, I reckon the best thing is to share it with other forums. Like the iAroma Cafe and the Crossed Porpoises. What other collegial fora are active now?
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 28, 2011
Begins a long treatise on the benefits of vegatarianism.
Besides how am I ever going to find a girlfriend-mammoth if you all eat the mammoths before i get to ask them out?
Er.. there is the small fact that dead mammoths are of little use when it comes to powering servers.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Nov 28, 2011
How about if the CE's declare you an endangered species?
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- 161: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 27, 2011)
- 162: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Nov 27, 2011)
- 163: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 27, 2011)
- 164: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Nov 27, 2011)
- 165: 8584330 (Nov 28, 2011)
- 166: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Nov 28, 2011)
- 167: 8584330 (Nov 28, 2011)
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- 169: 8584330 (Nov 28, 2011)
- 170: 8584330 (Nov 28, 2011)
- 171: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Nov 28, 2011)
- 172: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 173: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Nov 28, 2011)
- 174: Pastey (Nov 28, 2011)
- 175: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
- 176: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Nov 28, 2011)
- 177: Pastey (Nov 28, 2011)
- 178: Nosebagbadger {Ace} (Nov 28, 2011)
- 179: Little Lost Mammoth (Nov 28, 2011)
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