h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes grenade to grenade detonation bin for safe disposal*

Bloody frog.

What heroic behavior!

Part of it is trust in Clive. I trust he can successful defuse a gernade. It should be part of being a warlord.

Provided you tipped it into the garbage shute, positioned to drop offending items directly into the event horizon of the quantum singularity over which this Uniforms and Amouries thread is parked, then I don't see that there should a problem.

(I did replace the pin, although Peet informed me this would have no effect on delaying an explosion if the fuse had been lit.)

Ouch. We need stronger paperclips.

That grenade has one slow fuse if that's the case.

or just a very long one....

That's what I meant.

Maybe it was a dud? The stuff Crunchy Frog throws around and leaves behind generally seems to be quite harmless. Unless we have some force-shield thingy of course.

Poor BP - imagine getting injured like that on your birthday / anniversary... Awful...

What happened? I see that he's injuried, but how did he get that way?

Follow the convo back and you'll discover that she was dangling from a bag of peanuts on a string of paperclips.

(yes that's right: she, not he)

Oh right I forgot about that. I also thought it was more recent.

Yes it's difficult to keep track of everything. But it enhances the continuity.

For example: this place is a mess since The Hunt and in serious need of some cleaning.

*Cleans the place and dumps all the mess right inside the space-time anomaly thingy*

*WHAM!*

Oh dear, the long-fuse handgrenade finally blew up. And I appear to have caught fire. Cosmic, can you help me put it out? There must be an extinguisher somewhere...

Sorry I'm late! Somebody have a boo-boo?

I have a baa baa

First someone falls on me, then this grenade blows up on me! What's with this place?

Hey, do I have to give my uniform back if Ottox talks me out of being a Thingite, or can I keep it as a momento?

Don't let Ottox talk you out being a thingite then!
We tipped the grenade into the void. why were you hiding in the void?

I was practicing my lurking.

Being a Thingite is a wonderful thing, why would you want to leave?

Oh and if you do leave, you can keep your uniform. But I might just have to take it back from you in a manner I see fit.