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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 11, 2006
Thanks for clearing up the gender confusion there. 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 11, 2006
Your spacesuit isn't fireproof or even resistant? I thought that was standard in a spacesuit. *sprays Suitsat with fire exstingusher, realizes it's a gag one that starts fires*
Whoops.
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xxx Posted May 11, 2006
Yes but (a) does that apply to OLD spacesuits? (b) why bother at all about fireproofing them when they are worn in a vacuum?
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 11, 2006
Incident in the cockpit?
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 11, 2006
I knew that's what, *fire exstingushing gernade flys out of nowhere, exstingushing the fire on Suitsat's spacesuit*
You gotta love this... HOLY 
! IT'S A FLYING PIG!
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xxx Posted May 11, 2006
Yes, and it p*ssed all over me!
But at least we have the fire issue solved.
*throws self in washing machine, adds powder, machine starts*
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 11, 2006
Don't look now but that washing machine is flying. And so is that kill-o-zap blaster, and that caveman, and that penguin, and that PGGB, and that copy of Animal Farm, and that, wow, a lot of things are flying.
*decides to use this as an opritunity to get some target practice in, pulls out kill-o-zap blaster, starts shooting things down*
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xxx Posted May 12, 2006
*A zap hits the washing machine, it opens and Suitsat falls out*
I think you need some more target practice... 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 12, 2006
Sor... EGAD! That's Led Zepplin flying across our armoury!
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xxx Posted May 12, 2006
Well are you going to shoot him or are you going to ask him for his autograph?
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted May 12, 2006
Led Zepplin's a band not a *looks again* okay they seemed to have turned into Freddy Mercury. Even for this armoury that's kinda strange.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 12, 2006
Look! Bob Dylan! 
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xxx Posted May 12, 2006
"Well are you going to shoot them or are you going to ask them for their autographs?" 
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 12, 2006
Oooh, the Beatles!
What the heck is going on?
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xxx Posted May 12, 2006
Very short summary: Cosmic is doing target practice on flying stuff, but now all sorts of musicians and bands are flying by. It's more ocmplicated than that though - reality always is.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 13, 2006
SMoB, you can check out any time you like ... but you can never leave! I know, because I update the roster, and I never, ever take anybody name off, even if they ask nicely! Bwahahahahahahah! 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 13, 2006
Well, it's just that Ottox keeps saying I don't love him. 
I'm a bit scared about this uniform retrival now....
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