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Farlander Posted Jul 23, 2003
shoot the... R&D lackeys?
.... hang on, i'm into R&D myself, can't do it... 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 23, 2003
but i can 
*points wings at R&D lackies and fires a large number of crystalic arrows at them, pinning each of them to the ground*
as u can see ive got good aim 
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Farlander Posted Jul 23, 2003
angelecon trigger-happy?
now where in space is my 
? and stash of nasty microbes???
aha!
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Wiro Posted Jul 23, 2003
picks up nail gun an shoots nails into the cuboard door, sealing it
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Wiro Posted Jul 23, 2003
picks up an R&D injured by a 
and polishis face to black high gloss shine
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Farlander Posted Jul 23, 2003
bwahahaha i was *under* the cupboard, not *inside* it!
- 
away gleefully -
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 23, 2003
*casts a numb spell on Farlander to make him fall just missing the dart*
gotta watch ur back man
*fires more arrows around at R&D lackies pinning them to the walls*
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Wiro Posted Jul 23, 2003
*picks up a box of eyeballs, take one out and thows it at farlanders back where it sticks*
that should make watching your back easier
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 23, 2003
*denumbs Farlanders legs*
run like a !
*starts fireing arrows at random non female targets*
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Wiro Posted Jul 23, 2003
picks up a gattling gun from nowhere (as you do)
and starts shooting at all those that should be shot at
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 23, 2003
*accidently knocks the barrel off Rules gattling gun without noticing*
*starts spinning in one plave fireing at all non girl targets making sure to take pin and stun shots only*
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Wiro Posted Jul 23, 2003
thankfully rule one being male is behind the gun so dosn't get hit
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Lady Scott Posted Jul 23, 2003
*nonchalantly walks through, as being a female and definitely not a R&D lackey, she is totally safe*
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Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) Posted Jul 23, 2003
*smacks rule one*
None of that, now... 
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jul 23, 2003
*hits one rule right in the but with an arrow slowing down to normal and stopping all together*
not a good idea my friend not a good idea at all
*grabs shorty a stool and table for her 
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