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I am here to, uhh....
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 7, 2003
*ducks again*
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 7, 2003
I would like.
This sword. home.att.net/~steven.Licata/ daggers1.html
This armor. http://home.att.net/~steven.licata/armor1.jpg
These knives. http://www.silvermane.com/PC/UC-1221-1223.JPG
That's about it.
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Er, krises, sorry, not knives.
Gotta show the respect.
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Woops. That address for the sword is wrong. It's http://home.att.net/~steven.licata/greatsword1.jpg
I want. Some junk.
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Oooh, pretty. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 8, 2003
Nice!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Woo! Mud!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jan 8, 2003
nice kit there. Ok, have you got a regulation titanium 
yet? If not, here you go 
Now, you can have all the items on your list, just have a look on the shelves and they should be somewhere around here 
I want. Some junk.
Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Yup. Due to some wonderful accident of construction, the Armoury is built on a fault in the space-time continuum, and we can get just about anything at all. Ever.
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Dang, nice spork. Oh, and speaking of that continuum, I think I'll go mosey on over to the Java-Sumatra section and see what's there.
I want. Some junk.
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 8, 2003
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 8, 2003
::: saves me.txt to a disk ::: There ya go. ::: ejects floppy :::
I want. Some junk.
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jan 8, 2003
::Dives out of way of speeding floppy disk::
Maybe that's why we don't use them much any more?
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 8, 2003
probably
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Never would've thought a floppy disk could be so roomy.
I want. Some junk.
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 8, 2003
*uses shrinking crystal on it to make it less roomy*
how is it now?
I want. Some junk.
Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things. Posted Jan 8, 2003
*shrinks along with disk*
HA! Fooled you.
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