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I am here to, uhh.... return? Again?
Pete *not quite dead yet* Posted Jan 1, 2003
happy new year, thingites!
-pete 
I am here to, uhh.... return? Again?
Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 1, 2003
HAPPY NEW YEAR 
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 1, 2003
Armour me up...
Bryson, Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal Of The Thingite Army Posted Jan 1, 2003
I believe this is where I report to collect my uniform. I hope you have one with Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal's stripes.
I already have a Spork that I had in the attic - will it do?
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 1, 2003
*rummages around in assorted trunks, closets and little used rooms*
Voila! Found one!
*hands Bryson spiffy uniform with Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal's stripes on it*
Is your made of titanium? If not there's still a few titanium s left over there on the table, help yourself to one.
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Jan 1, 2003
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 1, 2003
Be sure to pick up some kind of weapon too. We gots lots.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 1, 2003
*coulda sworn the s *were* the weapons*
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jan 1, 2003
Sporks are the traditional sidearm/dining implement...
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 1, 2003
I *see*
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Bryson, Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal Of The Thingite Army Posted Jan 2, 2003
Superb. Should I select the large spike-encrusted mace or go with soemthing simple like the rocket launcher?
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 2, 2003
*whispers*
Um... that's not actually a 
launcher - it's a launcher!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 2, 2003
Some of us also use more traditional weapons, though.
*cradles her sword*
(in its scabbard, of course 
)
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 2, 2003
When the wind blows
the scabbard will sway
and out will come sword-y
shiny and sharp
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 2, 2003
That doesn't rhyme!!!
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Lady Scott Posted Jan 2, 2003
You mean it was supposed to rhyme?!!?
Ok, you do one that rhymes.
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