h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want diamond powder and weapons, in exchange, I can offer bad jokes, , ,, , , and to become or -... there is a with the second option....

Let me know....

Crystalline weapons are all well and good but they ain't stealthy like the ol' utility One minute it's a , the next a !

My s are quite sufficient... I have several of them, all different types and sizes!

And they're ideal for stirring drinks!

what about crystaline sporks?

They're lovely in the sun!

and are very stealthy since they can only be seen when there isn't a fight, when there is it goes to a color only the owner can see
oh and there is no charge for any of my services power wise or weapon wise, jsut go to my builders space to get the tools and to the training space to learn how to use em..

::puts on her best Han Solo attitude::

Nuthin' beats a at your side, kid.

Sporks are seriously the best thing since mathematics. A quick stab from a sharp spork can be considered an objective cure for everything, from a desire to eat one's own nose to the unfortunate act of falling in love with a problem on legs.

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Now look what has happened, people are using their s for frivolous reasons :s a fly :

*throws spork*


(That's what's known as flying a )

*starts juggling s*

You wouldn't think it so funny if you had sporks racing point down at your head.

She really can juggle, but I don't think she's tried it with s yet.

dunna matta to me, sporks can't hurt me
at least none but the speacil ones with a specail feature that i will not mention

*has one of them*

I'm sure you'll be glad to tell me what the special feature is....


Go ahead you know you can trust your own mother... see? nobody around to hear, you can tell me....

Nuh-uh.