h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Haven't you learned yet that you need to do what mom says?

Do I have to stop this thread?

No. *pout*

*kicks stone*

*still doesn't tell her*

It's quite simple, the attachment is called an RL unit. This makes the affect people in the real world and hence everyone becomes vulnerable. Unfortunately international treaties of use have banned these due to their nature as dangerous weapons.

" Hello Sir Loin of Beef, um... I am Zok Zimmerman Keeper of Earmice, Unoffical Secondary Pilot of the Blood of Zaphodite...I am still waiting for a call on the postion in the Lady Pirates Harem..and newly titled Offical Galactic Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of Spork...um...i was told to get fitted...i over heard about the papers so will sign them, sir..."

***fills out paper work with blood from a tribble he found, and retrurns them***

"May I have an aluminum plated bellboy outfit, complete with hat, , a titanium spork and a retractable crystal spork, a pair of goggles, a nice beach towel...brown if you have that color, and X-13 Tatoonie Disruptor pistol with an extra power cell ...thank you sir"

" Hello Sir Loin of Beef, um... I am Zok Zimmerman Keeper of Earmice, Unoffical Secondary Pilot of the Blood of Zaphodite...I am still waiting for a call on the postion in the Lady Pirates Harem..and newly titled Offical Galactic Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of Spork...um...i was told to get fitted...i over heard about the papers so will sign them, sir..."

***fills out paper work with blood from a tribble he found, and retrurns them***

"May I have an aluminum plated bellboy outfit, complete with hat, , a titanium spork and a retractable crystal spork, a pair of goggles, a nice beach towel...brown if you have that color, and X-13 Tatoonie Disruptor pistol with an extra power cell ...thank you sir"

" Hello Sir Loin of Beef, um... I am Zok Zimmerman Keeper of Earmice, Unoffical Secondary Pilot of the Blood of Zaphodite...I am still waiting for a call on the postion in the Lady Pirates Harem..and newly titled Offical Galactic Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of Spork...um...i was told to get fitted...i over heard about the papers so will sign them, sir..."

***fills out paper work with blood from a tribble he found, and retrurns them***

"May I have an aluminum plated bellboy outfit, complete with hat, , a titanium spork and a retractable crystal spork, a pair of goggles, a nice beach towel...brown if you have that color, and X-13 Tatoonie Disruptor pistol with an extra power cell ...thank you sir"

" Hello Sir Loin of Beef, um... I am Zok Zimmerman Keeper of Earmice, Unoffical Secondary Pilot of the Blood of Zaphodite...I am still waiting for a call on the postion in the Lady Pirates Harem..and newly titled Offical Galactic Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of Spork...um...i was told to get fitted...i over heard about the papers so will sign them, sir..."

***fills out paper work with blood from a tribble he found, and retrurns them***

"May I have an aluminum plated bellboy outfit, complete with hat, , a titanium spork and a retractable crystal spork, a pair of goggles, a nice beach towel...brown if you have that color, and X-13 Tatoonie Disruptor pistol with an extra power cell ...thank you sir"

" Hello Sir Loin of Beef, um... I am Zok Zimmerman Keeper of Earmice, Unoffical Secondary Pilot of the Blood of Zaphodite...I am still waiting for a call on the postion in the Lady Pirates Harem..and newly titled Offical Galactic Bellhop of The Thingites and Poobah of Spork...um...i was told to get fitted...i over heard about the papers so will sign them, sir..."

***fills out paper work with blood from a tribble he found, and retrurns them***

"May I have an aluminum plated bellboy outfit, complete with hat, , a titanium spork and a retractable crystal spork, a pair of goggles, a nice beach towel...brown if you have that color, and X-13 Tatoonie Disruptor pistol with an extra power cell ...thank you sir"

Sir Loin is out right now - but if you can find just about anything in here... look away.

Man, there are 5 Zok's joined at the same time and want the same things... hahaha, what a coincidence!!!

Methinks the servers had a hiccup.

Or ZZ *really* wanted to be sure we saw that post.

no one will ever know what can harm me NO ONE!!!!
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its not rubber pellets is it?

Maybe weird looks?

Hi Zok! I'll be more than happy to present you with your regulation titanium

::presents Zok a shiny new on a black velvet cushion::

Feel free to rummage around for the rest ...

Has anyone got an idea of where I can purchase such a thing as a spork? I decided I needed one in my life and proceeded to gleefully trundle down to my local kitchenware shop. When I asked the assistant if she knew where I could find a spork, she looked at me as though I was mad! I'm very glad I didn't tell her I wanted it because its the symbol of my cult... methinks she would have rang the men in white coats!

s can be found on some plane flights, mostly plastic though but i think you can get them, try a search somewhere online, there's bound to be something

yeah...um sorry about the repition...my personal millard gargantubrain lap top just got a rather nasty infestation of the max headroom virus...um...everything is ...eh...keen right now.

thanks for the spork, i took the last aluminum plated bellboy outfit though...and accidentaly smashed the retractable crystal spork arsenal when i was testing out my disruptor pistol....um...send the bill to satrun girl...

yeah...um sorry about the repition...my personal millard gargantubrain lap top just got a rather nasty infestation of the max headroom virus...um...everything is ...eh...keen right now.

thanks for the spork, i took the last aluminum plated bellboy outfit though...and accidentaly smashed the retractable crystal spork arsenal when i was testing out my disruptor pistol....um...send the bill to satrun girl...

They really and honestly truly do sell titanium sporks online.

I don't know the url offhand, though.