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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Sep 1, 2002
amazing!
to think, they had the cheek to turn down my osama bin laden smiley!
ab
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Sep 1, 2002
AB? what do u mean by that? 
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 1, 2002
I didn't sleep last night and was ambushed by gun toting maniacs this morning. Good thing it was all an exercise 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 1, 2002
AB = acidbath who was a thingite before you were even BORN.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 1, 2002
This is true. The High Council of Thing, I recall was Myself, Acidbath, Amy+, Shea, Parferris & The Gook.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Sep 1, 2002
Oh, the good old days... when we were amazed when forums got to 2000...
Sometimes I miss it, I do... 
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typolifi Posted Sep 1, 2002
Ok, everybody, here I am! Greetings Shea, Acidbath, UH, Clive and all those whom I've already met somewhere... 
or somewhere else.
I have just named myself Grand Nofficer of the 5th Wibble Taskforce (GN5WT), and will be rather present on wibbles. Incidentally, my Purple Frog got the title of Little Wibble Annoying Taskmaster (LWAT 
).
For my armoury, having not much imagination in those matters (I prefer action! ), I copy Tolkien's mock-great-wanderer and warrior in the poem 'Errantry'. I can't paste it here in fear for the anger of Auntie Beeb about copyright restriction, but in short it results in:
shield of coral and ivory sword, err no, spork of emerald 
scabbard of chalcedony 
habergeon of crystal 
spear of ebony silver-tipped
That's it!
If you got any ideas about a suitable uniform...
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typolifi Posted Sep 1, 2002
Though I named it, I don't consider myself as having already got the spork. So if someone feels like officially giving it to me...
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Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) Posted Sep 1, 2002
You'll probably need Shea or Clive or someone important for that...
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Sep 2, 2002
..... probably
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 2, 2002
take a 
utility for now, the of a thousand uses, also for uniform, it's been a while since we really talked about them but as far as i remember we have horribly beweaponed battlesuits, pvc catsuits and rubber kilts 
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typolifi Posted Sep 2, 2002
Ok! So I think I'll have a silver armour of some kind with a kilt made of green leaves over it. The kilt's gonna be too long however, so that I can keep my feet inside if I want. Good against raindrops... just like the guy whose feet... And with a big ridiculous flat yellow hat that'll do.
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 2, 2002
Excellent choice, and i'm sure someone with the authority will give you your official regulation titanium , sometime
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typolifi Posted Sep 2, 2002
Patience is a typical quality of the 5WT. Or should I say inaction until something happens. :-o
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typolifi Posted Sep 2, 2002
Besides I got it a few hours ago from Shea.
Exhibits piece of evidence n.1: a shiny titanium
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Lady Scott Posted Sep 3, 2002
*admires *
They're sooo pretty when they're all new and shiny like that!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Sep 3, 2002
i used my feathers to crystal plate mine
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- 8561: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8562: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8563: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8564: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8565: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8566: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8567: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8568: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8569: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8570: typolifi (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8571: typolifi (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8572: Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite) (Sep 1, 2002)
- 8573: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Sep 2, 2002)
- 8574: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Sep 2, 2002)
- 8575: typolifi (Sep 2, 2002)
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- 8577: typolifi (Sep 2, 2002)
- 8578: typolifi (Sep 2, 2002)
- 8579: Lady Scott (Sep 3, 2002)
- 8580: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Sep 3, 2002)
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