This is the Message Centre for egon
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jun 10, 2004
What for, looking at jazz mags?
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Number Six Posted Jun 10, 2004
No, dear, sexual intercourse. 
I'm a few posts behind.
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Beatrice Posted Jun 10, 2004
What's wrong with just saying "spent all night shagging"?
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Number Six Posted Jun 10, 2004
As Robert Smith said in 'Killing An Arab':
Absolutely nothing 
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jun 10, 2004
...unless you're talking to aged great-aunts.
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Number Six Posted Jun 10, 2004
Funnily enough, my one remainig great-aunt is one of the few members of my family i reckon who wouldn't object to such a phrase. But she's kind of cool. Never got married, that kind of thing...
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Z Posted Jun 10, 2004
It's funny how maiden aunts never live up to their reputation isn't it? I have an unmarried aunt who has been living in Amsterdamn for years - and certainly isn't prudish.
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Mu Beta Posted Jun 10, 2004
I'm not sure it's possible to live in Amsterdam for any length of time and be prudish.
B
lazing on a sunny afternoon
egon Posted Jun 10, 2004
It seems unlikely.
I do so love the tangents on which you all take my journal off you know.
Someone tried chatting me up while I was having lunch today. Fella caled Martin who works in Cosata Coffee.
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Number Six Posted Jun 10, 2004
I'd like to open up one called Cosa Nostra Coffee.
lazing on a sunny afternoon
tanzen Posted Jun 10, 2004
So what you're saying is, you had the opportunity to put yourself in a position where you could get free coffee...and you refused 
??
I like the name Martin
lazing on a sunny afternoon
egon Posted Jun 11, 2004
oh for god's sake, how many times do I have to sate the fairly simple concept that I'm not gay?
*throws tomato at tanz*
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jun 11, 2004
You'll note he didn't actually *say* he refused...
lazing on a sunny afternoon
egon Posted Jun 11, 2004
I gently let him down.
Now, I''ms ure there's some way that can be twisted without too much effort...
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Jordan Posted Jun 11, 2004
Do they do hot chocolate?
And if so, can you give me his number? 
You don't have to be gay when there's chocolate involved.
- Jordan
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Jordan Posted Jun 11, 2004
Ah, you were playing Scrabble all night? Wow! That sounds like about the funnest thing in the world! 
I like Scrabble. Especially with girls - they generally have better verbal skills, so it's more of a challenge.
Is there, like, a set method for picking up all-night Scrabble partners that involves tripping? If so, I'm sure it won't take much work for me to employ it - the framework's already there...
- Jordan
lazing on a sunny afternoon
Beatrice Posted Jun 11, 2004
Useful hint for bedroom scrabble players - use the travel edition, where the letters click onto the board
Key: Complain about this post
lazing on a sunny afternoon
- 61: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jun 10, 2004)
- 62: Number Six (Jun 10, 2004)
- 63: Beatrice (Jun 10, 2004)
- 64: Number Six (Jun 10, 2004)
- 65: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jun 10, 2004)
- 66: Number Six (Jun 10, 2004)
- 67: Z (Jun 10, 2004)
- 68: Mu Beta (Jun 10, 2004)
- 69: egon (Jun 10, 2004)
- 70: Mu Beta (Jun 10, 2004)
- 71: Number Six (Jun 10, 2004)
- 72: egon (Jun 10, 2004)
- 73: tanzen (Jun 10, 2004)
- 74: egon (Jun 11, 2004)
- 75: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jun 11, 2004)
- 76: egon (Jun 11, 2004)
- 77: Jordan (Jun 11, 2004)
- 78: Jordan (Jun 11, 2004)
- 79: Secretly Not Here Any More (Jun 11, 2004)
- 80: Beatrice (Jun 11, 2004)
More Conversations for egon
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."