h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Grins except behind his mask no one can tell~

*Notices the glint in Red's eyes and guesses that he is grinning*

Now, if you'd read the backlog in this forum, you would have found that I came here looking for crime, but KL, quite rightly, pointed out that he wasnt commiting any crimes, and I could think of no legal reason to attack. Yet. And I shouldnt think he'd want to give me one. (So to speak.). So I'm safe, until he imprisons me. Which he is SO going to do.

You have given us no reason to imprison you.

[evillene] yet.

you haven't given us any reason NOT to imprison you...

[sea] exactly.

Wait wait wait... let's not speculate on who's going to imprisson whom. After all, it's not as though he's just overheard plans for World Domination or anything.

Uncle Heavy, could I interest you in a spell book? Perfectly legal, I attained these through my centuries of study in the arcane arts. This one here tells how to bring rain to a drought region. A nice, nurturing rain. I have some on storms, but being a hero you wouldn't be interested...

/Red

Spells aren't my scene. And I don't trust you, either.

Well, I suppose I should have expected that. I try to offer you a legit deal and you don't trust me. Even though it would probably hurt me more than help me to trick you at this point. Don't suppose I'll bother showing you my medicines, tonics, etc.

I do have some antique weapons if you like those better.

(No, KL, not THOSE weapons, the antiques. Swords, muskets, knifes, all legal for me to sell)

I didnt mean toi offend you, but I AM inside KL's secret mountain hideaway, surrounded by the senior members of STUMPED. I've got to be careful

Actually, in my experience, it's the Junior members you have to watch out for. The Seniors know when to show restraint -- supposedly.

[Y2K] [mask down, Peewee Herman impersonation] Define -- [clears throat and continues in a Darth Vader impersonation] Define "junior".

[Y3C] Immature, which you count as.

[Y2K] UH, I promise I will not be responsible for harming you if you punch Y3C.

hey! since when have I ever practiced contraint?

Who said anything about constraint? I thought I said REstraint. As in the imortal line:

"As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint"

From "Sympathy for the Devi" by the Rolling Stones

restraint, whatever. I'm usually the FIRST one to start fights with everyone around me! in fact, I don't make a good role model either... but I WILL take the credit of having all the junior members follow my lead...

*NYC's ego has now doubled in size*

*evillene slips up behind NYC and trips him, deflating his ego and embarassing him thoroughly*

I love that song!

I'll refrain from punching Y3C, if you don't mind.

Well. This is jolly. Me and about 15 villains all in a lift(and it is a lift. And not, for example, an elvator. Before you ask). And look! On the sign! It says 'maximum capacity 8 people or 600kgs'

[Y2K] D'OH!

[sea] er...