h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yesss ... I can see the possibilities now.

[Y2K] I have a good feeling about this.

Look, Krylma Leader, you're a pan-dimensional super genius evil lizard. I know this to be true. And since when have heros needed evidence to deal with the villains. By the very fact that you are leading a band of evil superbeings, KL, I should say that I have grounds to fight you.

By the way, have you met the evil genii of Atross city? They were bad mouthing STUMPED. Yes.

Nice lab, incedentally.

*Sighs*

Look, even Batman won't arrest The Joker without a reason. And yes, I know of the Evil Genii infringing on the STUMPED syndicate. As long as it stays in Atross City, though, I won't mind very much. I'll hold off the gang war until I get my current plot over with (which you should really try and stop, by the way).

And thank you on the comment you made about my lab. It's not as good as my one in the other Universe, but I try. Oh, and just so you know Uncle Heavy, I'm not Pan-Dimensional. Pan-Dimensional implies that I can travel through time and tesseract at will, but to do that I require a lot of scientific equipment.

*Motions to the big lab around him*

Anyway, if you *really* want some kind of fight, I suppose we could, but we won't throw the first punch. You'll be the one violating continuity then. And then, we just spread the word throughout h2g2 about the truth behind the spotless reputation of CHOPPERS.

man, KL, you sure do take all the fun out of spontaneous brawls...

*Grins*

Hey, what'll it accomplish if we fight here? Uncle Heavy will escape from a battle where he is outnumbered, and can brag about one more unjust 'victory'. As long as Uncle Heavy throws the first punch, you all have my permission to fight back in "self-defence".

*sea and evillene grin*

So. We have a stand off. I've got to hand it to you, KL. You're cunning. almost cunning enough, in fact. If you remember, I infiltrated a conversation between you and some other stumped members planning to steal a top secret doughnut recipe from the doughnut stand. THis is obviously a crime, for which you will pay.

Oh, and I just liked the sound of pan-dimensional. It knid rolled off the toungue in a heroic fashion.

[Y2K] "Knid"!?

[Y3K] You son of a superhero!

[Y4K] It's spelt k'nid, dumbass!

[Y2C] Unless he meant kind.

[Y3C] Yes! And mess with this forum no more!

[Y4C] Yeah, go back to CHOPPERS base with your own knid [sic]!

Now, now, profanity will not do. Uncle Heavy is a guest.

*An evil look creeps across his face*

Uncle Heavy, you've obviously not checked out the Donut Stall conversations for a while. If you had, you would see that just a few days ago, I apologized to the proprietor of said stall, and paid for all that was damaged, and have made promises to pay for that which I stole.

*Leans very close to Uncle Heavy*

And thank you for the compliments, Uncle. However, while I'm not up to evil yet, you can bet that it won't be long. In fact, the wheels have already been set in motion, so if you really want to stop me at something, you won't be able to do so here.

In that case, I charge you for the heinous crime of not spelling Doughnut in the correct way. And even believung that true doughnuts should have a hole in them and be covered in icing, and not, for example, solid and full of rasberry jam. What do you have to say to that?

Nice outfit.

Well well. A stalemate. While we wait, do you think you can tell me which STUMPED and CHOPPERS members you know how are still active.

Most knid.

[Y2K] I'd like to know what S30 stands for.

S30 is an acronym for a flavor of donut, using thirty S's as the initials. I do not know any more than that except that we have the recipe and that Joanna hopes it never exists.

Well, I've escaped! I have been held captive by, well, by myself, sorta. Never mind - don't ask. Let's just say it was an invention gone bad (or good, depending on your viewpoint). In any case, I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.

Now then. What's been happening?

[Y3C] We want to know what S30 stands for.

Demon Drawer invented the acronym for the S30 about 3/4 of a year ago. I forget what he said it was, though. All I know is that it had a lot of sugar in it.

Oh, and BBW, in case you didn't notice, we've got a visitor.

*Motions to Uncle Heavy*

It appears that there are more heroes than Affy, GL, Amy, Chrome and BED. Finally, we've got some more challenges.

*Turns to BED*

Anyway, I wouldn't exactly call it a 'standoff', really. It's mroe like we're fans of opposing teams (choose any sport) who show up several hours before the game starts, and no one else is there. So, I say to you this: Popcorn anyone?

(And just so everyone knows, Joanna approves of all of the different spellings of donut/doughnut/DNut at her stall, even if Bluebottle doesn't)

Yes, I had noticed Uncle Heavy here, looking all tensed up for a fight.

*Walks into kitchen and comes back a few minutes latere. Hands UH a cup of hot cocoa*

There ya go, Unc. I know that's a favourite drink of superheros. While you're our guest here, we must be hospitable, eh?

*turns to KL*
Isn't VR wonderful? Here we are conversing like I was only away for a few weeks, while in another forum I am greeting you after not seeing you for two and a half decades! I kinda like that back-story better, so perhaps we can assume there was a temporal anomaly that shifted the other forum to the present, although it really happened before this one. Or something like that (I'm open to other suggestions for reconciling the two).

*Uncle nods at BBW, before accepting the cocoa. Before drinking, he removes a little scanning device, passes it over the mug and waits for the green light.*

Clean. Damn!

*He puts the scanner away and removes a little filigree hip flask fro his pocket. He decants a liquid into the mug.*

Thank you. Who is BED, by the way? And where are all the other heros?
Only Affy, Mewtwos and GL are active. And Insane Endevour, although he is based at the Atross City branch.

[all six] Big Evil Dan.

[Y2K] I'm going to search the H2G2 for S30. Do you remember the name of the forum?