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I'm not sure, but it looks like it could be an exterior door - perhaps we should finish exploring indoors first?

Maybe... What's upstairs?

Upstairs???
*spots stairs in corner of room, back through the door they came through, next to the dance floor*
Oh, upstairs. Good place for those stairs to be.

Wonder we didn't see them before... Well, come on then!

*runs to the stairs and looks up*

What's the rush?
*Looks up the stairs, but being a spiral staircase, there isn't much to see.*
The gentlemanly thing for me to do would be to carry you up.....

Up the spiralling stairs? I wonder...

Wonder what?

Nothing... Absolutely nothing...

Nothing? Okay then, up we go.
*Scoops her easily into his arms.*

*wonders how he'll manage to carry her up but doesn't say it aloud*

*Being quite a large spiral staircase, he sweeps up it with consumate ease*
Comfortable?

Yeah... But I can walk from now on...

*Lets her down at the top of the staircase. There is a short corridoor, with three rooms leading off it. All of the doors are open.*

This does look like an ordinary house after all... Bedrooms, bathroom...

So we *did* sleep on those beanbags for no reason.......

But they were pretty comfortable... Although if we had taken these bedrooms you wouldn't have woken me up with your snoring...

Don't you start on all that snoring business again.....

*innocent face* Who, me?

Well, it was either you or that person behind you.....

*turns around and sees a silent figure standing in the corridor*