h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's this *in* the ceiling business......

*sigh* Well if you necessarily want to walk *on* the ceiling, be my guest... *disappears from sight inside the ceiling*

Some people just have to be different........*starts rotating outside world around other way.*

*causing him eventually fall down onto the floor while she decides to get out of the ceiling and ends up on the roof*

Where is she? She must be on the roof somewhere. I wonder what the view's like today.....

*sits on the roof watching the most amazing sunrise*

*Notices the room getting lighter.*
Oh dear, now she's playing with the sun. I best get up there. Ah! I'll take the elevator.
*Steps in the elevator, and Giles pushes the button marked 'Roof'*
DING!
Here you are!
*Sits down beside her.*
Not bad for a beginner....

What is?

*Stares at her amazed.*
You mean that's a real sunrise? Real reality? What a novel concept......

I thought you made it...

Not me, I was too busy inside...unless it was Giles.....

I don't think so... It must be a real sunrise...

*Awestruck silence*

*ditto*

*Astounded silence*

*watches the sunrise*

*Vision is distracted by a gigantic sand snake cavorting to the side of the house. Considers alerting Alien, but sees she is enraptured.....*

*watches the sunrise*

*Wasn't aware that such colours existed in nature.*

*watches the sunrise*