h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*chases her and starts doing barrel rolls around her*

*suddenly they're surrounded by a flock of birds*

Wow! Birds? In the sky? Where are you guys going?

*bird talk*

Damn, I wasn't paying attention. Did you get that?

I'm not sure but I think they were complaining about us being in their way...

Hey, they get to fly around all the time, how often do we get the chance....and if we're in the way, how about that 747?

I guess they're used to it... But our flight isn't scheduled so it confuses them...

I didn't realise birds were so in touch with flight plans......

Of course they need to be... Otherwise they'd be killed my planes all the time...

Naturally....and yet they still fly around airports.....So, are you going to fly south for the winter?

No, probably not... I like snow...

*Snow begins flying through the air around them*
Just to add to the atmosphere...

*shivers*

*gives her his coat*

Aren't you cold?

Not really.....*shivers violently*....perhaps I should imagine myself up another coat.....

No... You take this one...
*gives the coat back and makes the air a lot warmer, telling the snowflakes not to melt*

warm snowflakes??? Yeah, sure, why not....*discards the now unnecessary coat*

They were so beautiful I didn't want them to go away... Although the snow isn't really snow if it isn't cold...