h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Is astounded by her stamina.*

*watches the sunrise*

*Starts reversing the sunrise.*

*blinks*

Did you do that?

Maybe.

*watches the sunset*

*Accelerates the sunset, sends a small flock of birds flying across the sun.*

*sigh*
It's gone... Now what?

*Points to piano behind her.*
How about you play some Chopin?

Not the Chopin!

Wuss.... Practice makes perfect you know........how about some Handel then, just to make you feel comfortable.....

I'm not sure if I'm in the mood for playing now anyway...

*sigh*
The temperament of the artist, I don't know......
Perhaps we should get off the roof - unless you'd like to try some of that flying.....

You know, maybe I really should try that...

And what better time to try it than when you control reality?.......Just step out to the edge of the roof......that's it......now put your foot on my hand......

Hey, you'd better do this too... I don't want to be smashed on ground by myself...

*Nonchalantly does a little skip off the edge of the roof, with his hand still under her foot*
There, nothing to it!
*Floats, waiting.*

Well if you can do it... *lifts her other foot off the roof too*

Anything you can do.....
*removes his 'supporting' hand from under her foot*
Up, up and away!

*falls down towards the ground but manages to stop just in time and floats back up*

Away where?