h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A silent figure...oh well, couldn't have been them then.....

Been who? And who is that??

That's just my butler, Giles.

*Your* butler? Have I missed something??

No, no, I'm just master of all reality here......anything you'd like?

*stares*

*Feeling slightly uncomfortable*
What? It's hardly out of character! How else do you think I got a band on such short notice?

Are you telling me you're just altering this realm into your own purposes all the time??

No, no, no, of course not.....well, kinda. It's fun!

I'm sure it is...

Rather than go back downstairs by the stairs, shall we use this elevator?
*points to an elevator next to one of the room doors, skillfully concealed by a hanging watercress.*

*feels helpless in his world*

*Bestows reality-changing powers on her*
There you go! Helpless no longer.

Woohoo!

*Is slightly concerned about having taken such a rash step.*

*tries to turn the room upside down*

*Also turns outside world upside down so they don't fall on their heads.*
Carefull.....

Hey! What if I wanted to walk in the ceiling?

Sorry.
*Slowly turns world back around again so they can walk up the walls to the ceiling.*
Better?

Much better! I've always wanted to walk in the ceiling...