h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah right! You know, lying wont make you any friends

And as it happens, I was expecting you, but the things I expect whilst asleep are rarely the things that greet me when I awake.... Good to see you again.

Lying? *offended* I never lie...

Okay, that's settled. You never lie and I never snore. I'm glad we got things cleared up. Shall we get some breakfast sent to our beanbags?

*mumbles* But you do snore...

Yes, breakfast - why not...

You'll have to help me with this one - I don't eat breakfasts much....I tend to skip straight to lunch...
*grumbles* Lying little...

Well... A couple of sandw(h)iches is usually quite enough for me for breakfast...

Lying little what? I heard that!!

Waiter! A couple of senses each, please. And be pretty quick about it!

Sorry about that, I was just commenting on how difficult it is to lie on these little beanbags. Let's move to that beancouch over there. *Gets up, offering her his hand*

*takes his hand and gets up too*

*waltzes her over to the beancouch and dips her, gently, onto it*

You were right about those lousy little beanbags... This is much more comfortable...
Where is that waiter??

Ah, here he is.....*to waiter* I'd fire you, if I wasn't in such a good mood......and if I employed you......thank you, you may leave.
*turning back*
Now, I believe these are yours?

You aren't expecting me to eat all of those? *takes a couple of senses* These will do - you eat the rest...

Well thank you; if you're sure you don't mind. A beverage with which to wash them down?

Yeah - fresh orange juice maybe?

I believe we can manage that.
*Pulls out a bag of oranges and begins squeezing*
I'll just be a couple of minutes.

*is impressed*

*Immerses container briefly into vat of liquid nitrogen which is nearby, removes and pours a glass of chilled fresh orange juice for her*
Here you go; excuse me, I have to clean this orange juice from my hands.

Thanks!

*waits for him to wash his hands*

*Returns, carrying a glass of Apple juice.*
This is nice - I'm glad we found this place.

Me too... Although I can't help wondering where we are... But I guess it doesn't matter...