h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everybody says they don't snore....and of course *I* don't snore, I'm much too sophisticated and refined for all of that

Yes, exactly...

*falls asleep*

*Is having a terrible nightmare about an on-topic thread*

How did that happen?

I have no idea... We must be out of our minds...

Hang on, if we're both sleeping, is this esp or something?

Must be...

Well what do you know, another power....

Hmm... I'm starting to think these powers have something to do with you...

Why's that? *trying an innocent look on for size*

I don't know... But somehow I have a feeling that I haven't mistaken here...

Are you often mistaken elsewhere?

Me? Oh no, why do you think that?? I never make mistakes.....

Yes, I'd noticed. I mean, not noticed.

Oh well... You can't notice everything...

Perhaps not, but I can try....

Sure...

*wakes up*

See, that's the problem - I notice things, then forget that I noticed them......

*snores obnoxiously*

So that was what woke me up!!! And he said he doesn't snore...

Hey!! Wake up, you!! Stop snoring!!

whammnfggfhhfh....what....What! Oh. It's you. Thank God.

Or course it's me, who were you expecting??
Guess what! You snore!!