h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You think so? Oh well... I guess it doesn't matter then...

Hey!

Well greetings!

I meant....oh never mind Greetings yourself. Do you come here often?

Oh yes, pretty often... Nice to meet you... How about you - you here often?

Why yes, as a matter of fact. Odd that we didn't introduce ourselves 63 posts ago Can I buy you a drink?

Well sure... But something non-alcoholic please...

I'd offer you a spiffy (phlog with vodka) but that's alcoholic........how about a fruit cocktail?

Sounds great...

Sorry, my computer died briefly.
*Hands her a Y of fruit cocktail*
Enjoy!

Thanks!
*takes a sip*

*considers using space-time relotastics to slip a sedative into her drink, but changes his mind*
I please to aim! Ha ha ha.
*takes a sip of his own*
You know.....
*begins to feel drowsy*
Oh damn....
*falls on floor*

Hey! What happened to you?? What's in that drink...
*picks up his glass and looks at it curiously*

mmmfggffhhmm...have...mmnffhgggh...a...mmmnralmmnfe...sip.....

What do you say? Have a sip? Nah... I don't think I like the effects...

*wakes fairly rapidly*
Boo, hisss
Perhaps I'll have a spiffy after all.....

Wow! You recovered pretty quickly... I was just starting to wonder if you need any help...

Fortunately I didn't put much sedative in - it was an incomplete thought. Would've knocked a weevil out, I warrant....

Thank Druw there wasn't any weevils nearby then... Although I doubt they would've been drinking that anyway...

No, not nearly enough marzipan (nor gin, for that matter) in that fruit cocktail for a weevil, I guess. So what do you know about Druw then?