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Alien Posted Aug 30, 2000
*looks all confused between the sobbing guys (one of whom is a god-entity and the other a materialized conclusion) and has no idea what she should do*
Hey, come on... Stop that... I'm not going to steal anyone's conclusions... I just... Please?
*they keep sobbing*
Aaaaaaaaargh!! This is impossible... *sob* You are both impossible... *sob* I'm going home... 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 30, 2000
*sniffle sniffle cough!*
No, don't. We're sorry, aren't we
conclusion: Yes, we didn't mean it
Come on, it's okay, here take this tissue.......okay, just wipe it on my shoulder, I don't mind........calm down, you don't have to blow your nose on my shoulder........
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Alien Posted Aug 31, 2000
*stops sobbing*
Oh, ok... Forgiven...
Hmm... I'm sorry about your shirt - you might want to wash it...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 31, 2000
Gee, it only took you 14 hours or so to stop sobbong.....cry baby 
Shirt....what shirt?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 31, 2000
Oh....yeah...*that* one....right.....
I never said you were a crybaby....crybaby 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 31, 2000
Was that the whacking shovel or the smashing shovel........
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 31, 2000
Don't tell me you're starting to get sloppy in your shovel work - you used to be so scientific...
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Alien Posted Aug 31, 2000
No I didn't... The only thing in a shovel that matters is that it's a shovel and it's rusty... Everything else is unimportant...
Now why was I looking for a shovel??
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 31, 2000
I'm not sure as I can remember - but don't worry, it's nothing to cry over....
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Alien Posted Aug 31, 2000
Is that the same painting I'm thinking of??
And no, it wasn't that either... I think it had something to do with babies... But... I can't remember...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 1, 2000
Well, babies often will cry......perhaps my conclusion was telling you about my niece.......that's probably what it was......sook 
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Alien Posted Sep 1, 2000
Hmm... I'm still not convinced... I'm sure it was something important...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 1, 2000
Important? Couldn't have been anything I said then......
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