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Selfless and noble? That sounds like a weird conclusion...

It's my conclusion and it can be what it wants. Besides, you've hurt its feelings now....

Aww... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to... *approaches the conclusion hiding behind Cthulhu's back* Come on, you... I'm sorry...

conclusion: It's just that I've been hurt before, and....and I find it hard to trust other assumptions anymore, they're so unreliable....always telling you what you want to hear.......*sob*

Oh dear, please don't cry... You're much better than any of the assumptions - I know you can be trusted... Come on, cheer up, ok?

conclusion: You really mean that? *sniff* Thanks, you don't know how much it means to me to hear you say that........you really think I can be trusted? 'cause, you know, I could really use a couple thousand markkaa, just to get me *ow!*
Don't push your luck, kid

Money doesn't make you happy, you know...

No, not happy, just rich These conclusions, they're so very materialistic.

So it seems... Where did it go??

It, um, dematerialised, I guess. That's what happens with insubstantial conclusions based on the flimsiest evidence......oh oh, it was so upset by that comment it almost came back. Nice conclusion

It certainly was... Although a bit greedy...

Yeah....I'm almost starting to miss it now. Poor little guy.....he must have had a hard childhood to be that greedy.

Not necessarily... He might be spoiled...

There you go, reaching wild conclusions about my poor conclusion. Spoiled indded. As if I don't know how to raise my own conclusions.....

Well you never know... *looks around hoping the conclusion didn't hear what she said and become upset again*

The conclusion would like to know whether he gets to cry on your shoulder again if he is upset.......kinda creepy, isn't he?

Well sure he can...

conclusion: I knew you'd *glub* understand *sob* you're so much nicer than he is.
Alien casts a dispariging look at Cthulhu.
Cthulhu: What?

What have you done to him??

That's right, go ahead, steal my conclusion away from me, that's what they always do...*sob*
conclusion: don't listen *sob* to him *glub* he's just trying to *sob* trick you....