h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ties a blue one around too to make it look all pretty, like*

::adds a few balloons::

::drinks a few s, leaves a few <kahlua&milk>s for His Maj::

*steals <kahlua&>*

*sees tree with ribbons and balloons*

party? *hopeful grin *

Who stole my tree? With all those pretty balloons...

*learns to read*

*goes back to bed*

*spray paints half the leaves fluorescent pink and half silver*
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Guru
CommunityArtist

::carves her initials into the trunk::

::directs the lumberjacks to the tree::

That's the one there!!

::watches as they unceremoniously chop it down and cart it away::

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.

Our tree! Our tree is gone!

here's another one:
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Guru
CommunityArtist

But that one fell over! It'll be almost impossible to tie anything around it!

Oh where's a large, multi-tentacled when you need one?

*sniff*

Want it tree that one...

yes...
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Guru
CommunityArtist

*barges in, sees trail of a tree been dragged away, follows it, finds the tree, lugs it back and rams it into the ground, right-way up, ribbons and balloons all tied around it*

Can't leave you guys alone for a minute, can I? And what was that about a party? Get it going!

You sure know how to spoil an evil blokes fun, Your Maj.

*gets party going*

*puts on some loud, dancable music, hands out assorted beverages and food*

*puts balloons up*