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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 4, 2003
Sorry ER, didn't see you there! That's the problem with using university computers, the people who you know aren't handily highlighted in the 'Who's Online' box 
Ta muchly! Have an 
why don't you 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 4, 2003
Life is good! 
How's life been for you? Is it still immensely indecently happy or have you gotten beyond that stage yet?
Its such a satisfying experience to know that I've written a goodly chunk of the roughly 7 and a half thousand billion posts of backlog on ER's fanclub. Feel free to skip over my posts ... they're absolute drivel, much like this post is.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 4, 2003
Good to hear! Anything interesting been happening around hootoo?
Oh, absolutely still! Possibly even more so since the university year's finished and I've got a chance to relax and do nothing for a while Besides w**k, that is
What?!?! Skip over your posts!?!?!?! You must be mad! They're generally the most fun - after all, what's ERs fanclub about if not drivel? 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Dec 4, 2003
My fan club is a drivel repository if ever there was one........
Yours, on the other hand, seems to have been lying dormant for a while, while you're off chasing blissfull happiness!
::wipes away some cobwebs::
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 4, 2003
This is true, the man tends to thrive upon drivel and alcohol.
Thank you most kindly for your complimentary complimental compliment thingie. 
I'm honored that you would read them. 
I am most gratified to hear that you are doing so well and feeling mighty fine (between hangovers), Al.
Someone is forcing you to wo*k?! What cruelty ... who is responsible for this injustice ... spoiling your summer vacation and all that? 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 4, 2003
*whaps ER on the back of his head in her thoughts*
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Dec 4, 2003
It's obvious that he's telling us fibs - Kings don't work, they have underlings to do it for them.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 4, 2003
Well, of course, it depends upon your definition of w**k... you see, I've given the elves a holiday, and so I'm forced to actually walk around myself... it's terrible! Speaking of which, I should probably go and wake up Balwyniti...
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Dec 5, 2003
WALKING!!!! What a barbaric thing to have to do.... it's akin to exercise....
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 5, 2003
And what's worst, you can't type on a computer keyboard at the same time! Well, not without making lots of typos...
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 5, 2003
Perhaps you could install wheels.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 5, 2003
Ah, but that would be w**k also... you see the bind I'm in!
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Dec 5, 2003
Then you have little choice but to put yourself up on blocks in the front yard.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Dec 5, 2003
blocks of 
, perhaps?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 5, 2003
Hmm... good idea in theory, but somehow I don't think they'd last very long
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Dec 5, 2003
... especially once summer arrived ... oh, it's summer there, isn't it?
Welcome back, Al! 
I've been thinking about you lately! I almost even wrote you an email! *That's* how much I miss you!
Oh, and I want to ask ... you're reading the backlog on ER's fanclub, but not *mine*? I'm hurt ... 
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Clelba Posted Dec 6, 2003
reading the backlog on mine won't take too long...
^. .^
= ' =
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 30, 2003
...and reading the backlog in mine will take absolutely no time at all Hope you all have a great New Year!
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Clelba Posted Jan 6, 2004
*giggle/8
happy new year to you too 
^. .^
= ' =
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 8, 2004
Well I'm skipping backlog as I'm on a 
*hugs*
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