h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Country House weddings! Take a few of those pre mixed G&T's or whatever you like, the couple I've been to have been outrageously expensive, I much prefer the back room at the local and a disco and sandwiches, honestly weddings have got out of hand but I hope it all goes well and you all have a great time, the last time we went to one in a posh hotel near Newbury it was, they were bringing around things on trays and I said oo Canapes, lovely, the waiter says actually sir they're Hors doeuvres! Smug so and so! Just give me a scotch egg and pickled onions. Ham and pease pudding sandwiches, that was wedding fayre when we were young. This do cost my nephew a huge amount of money and it was his second marriage as well! We've been to Oxford today, fish and chips at Wetherspoons, a pint of really good beer and a double gin and tonic, £18.50! You can't knock it I don't care what anybody says! Reet given your travels write when you get a chance, Love, Ham.

My goodness Gal it's been 4 months I'd love to hear from you let me know you're out there, all my Love Ham.

I'm still aboot!!!!! Love, Ham.