h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very perceptive!

I'm somewhat surprised to find that I wasn't yikesed last night, and I'm not on pre-mod this morning. I was really rather drunk.

Bloomin heck Roy, I'm amazed you're still here.

Of all the dirty, disgusting and downright depraved things you've ever posted, last night you went beyond the pale.

Su Pollard?! You dirty pervert!

Thanks for an interesting read mate

P.S. I have a scally mate called Alex who's just come out, I'm sure you could borrow him.

Ooh blimey. Do you think he's be up for being one end of a spit?

Crivvens, I really shouldn't drink Guinness for breakfast.

I dunno, I'm asking him first. I had a big crush on this lad in school

>>I really shouldn't drink Guinness for breakfast<<

Wwll, that's what happens when you use all of your bananas, isn't it?

I know the alex you're talking about...you can have him as far as I'm concerned

BEG: I've realised that the Alex in question is, as far as I know, actually called George. So now I'm very confused. If you could clear up my nomenclative confusion I'd be terribly grateful.

There's still a fair wodge of JD left but there's no Coke. I might have to wander off to the offie.

I joined another forum a few weeks ago and, in my absence, my 'Duck! It's a newbie!' thread was nominated for an award!

I am currently experiencing the warm glow that one feels when people have been talking about you in a good way.

George is the real first name, Alex is the middle name. But he's always been known as Alex, ever since ever. (George is a family name but the mother doesn't like it.)

Righty, I'll shut up about him now: it really isn't appropriate.

Back from the offie with four cans of Guinness and a bottle of Coke. One of the aforementioned cans of Guinness is now in a glass. Well, the Guinness is. Putting a can in a glass would be a bit , but would probably get space in Tate Modern.

Wish I could be getting pissed right now - stupid having to write an essay!

Ah, you young'ns. You *can* be pithed and still write the essay. It might not be the essay you were expecting but I'll bet it'll be a damned sight more entertaining.

Oddly, I wish I wasn't bladdered. I think I had stuff to do today.

Oh, hang on. The stuff I had to do was masturbating. I can do that while inebriated. Cool.

Anybody got an Andrex puppy to hand?

I've got the Andrex puppy.... He's a bit occupied at the moment though What on Jupiter is wrong with Guinness for breckfast? Its the classic, unbeaten way to start the day, and, what's more, its good for you! I'm waiting for our house guest to get back from the electronics shops with four new pots for the bass guitar so he can rewire it I think I might have to release the Andrex puppy and go pick up the guild again

You don't need pot to play bass but it does help.

two volume pots, two tone pots and some other bits and bobs as well you know lady I mean laddy naa lady is closer

my bass guitar is in bits

The Perfect Bass Guitar! Pure Bliss!!!

Ach, you philistine! Are you not familiar with the work of Les Claypool?

I'm more Lay Cesspool!

BTW did you see The Waste Man on C4? Gormley and his Waste Man at Dreamland? Really

Better Gormley in Margate, than Emin!

Bugger, I missed it. I knew they were going to show it but didn't know when. Grr.

I taped it! I'll try and do a copy on Monday!

But... on the good front, once the bass is all back togehter it'l be even louder and punchier than it was before