h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AhHah! You knew Hedger then?

Now you are causing me to go off thread!

Careful.......we wouldn't want to say anything we might regret in the morning now.


But......AHEM.......what?

Is no where safe.
We expect, or at least used to be able to expect, that the BBC, the British Broadcasting Co, would uphold those values that society holds dear. We used to be able to rely on the Beeb to uphold decency, honnesty, prudness and purity, and protect us from smut and wanton things.
But now, really, one must ask how the BBC can justify its position as upholding truth, justice and the cambrian way, when such debauched depraved goings on are by its own imputance sanctioned and even dare we say it, encouraged. Great innit nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples

I have leather studded ankle cuffs and the mere thought of them arouses me.

Nah, that's not good enough.

I regularly fantasize about being roasted by two traccied chavs in an alley.

Nah, still not enough.

I kissed Su Pollard.

There: that's something I might properly regret posting in the morning.

Leggsie baby: we *are* society. Scary innit!

I'm not* society! am I? now that is scarey... and those leather ankle cuffs you've got really do it for me too I have to say they'[re so ... errr.... cuel..... and feel nice when wearing them too I must get myself a pair like that

I wish to make it clear that 2legs has no experience of my ankle cuffs.

Oh, who am I trying to kid?

Leggsie looks quite fetching in 'em.

I'm sure i've heard you tell that Su Pollard story before. Either that or you have been in one of my cheese sandwich instigated dreams

I have told the Su Pollard story before and, yes, I am in your dreams. I'm the bloke in green playing the banjo and blowing turnips at the chipmunk.

I'm going to have some serious cheese induced hallucinogenic style lucid dremaing tonight, I just ate half a very very very ripe camenbert I relaly think I need help with my cheese addiction, I did my grocery shopping on errr... Tuesday I think, by wednesday I'd eaten nearly 1 LB of mozarella, plus half a block of chedder that I already had, and tonight I just fancied a bit of soemthing to eat for supper and had half the camenbert I've managed not to start on the Canidian chedder, stilton, emintile, goats cheese or brie yet though, so maybe I've a certain degree of cheese-self-control I once met emeldos Marcus in a dream, we talked for ages about shoes whilst making cornish pastys and sipping on pernod

I just poured a triple JD (yes, we have optics) and coke. Oh dear.

Oy! 2Legs. you weren't at CHS so you don't know!

Anyway, only Jenkins did things with Cheese!

Didn't he?

MMF - I bet you fiddled amazingly in that shower...

Actually I don't think that at all: I said it for humorous effect.

You fancy hooking up for a drinkie soon?

cheese in the shower, for the glory and the power, cheese induced coma and a breezy mysterious karma

Cheese,
It loves to please,
It tries to tease,
Get me on my knees,
Because it knows,
How I love to blow,
It gets me low,
Show it can show,

Its cheesey goodness,
Rampant cheeseness,
A slurp of cheddar,
Will make you feel better.


Trust me, I had a tune in my head when I typed that and it makes a lot more sinse with the music!

maan, I get hte vibe loud and clear on that one

I think, yes, yes, I think I think that I think I really oughta go to bed

Hey, always good for a mini-meet, if you and 2legs promise not to get too amorous!

I'm a good giurl me! it was all Roymondos fault he tried to rape me in the pub Hmm... I might be able to make it for one weekend Friday or SAturday or wahenever I guess one time between now and the twenthy ish this month when I'm off for crimble

Hey roy Iv'e just sent you an email If your still awake have a look will ya

I just knew you had passed out yesterday n your eyes were still on