h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ewww! I think I was *far* off! I thought of two chicken embryos and perhaps a giraffe but well, obviously there are some more ambiguous words around that I never knew of

10 little piggies - hmm?,
2 calves - hmm?,
1 ass - check ,
1 beaver - check ,
an unknown number of hares - check
possibly some crabs - hmm, lice?
and a fish no one can find - ouuuch!


Hey, did you know you just wrote posting number ONE THOUSAND here?

* rummages in fridge *

Yeah! I noticed that
I have finally qualified as contestant/customer number 1000

Finally something history will take note of for me
Karen

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ... See how this gizmo works.

It does exactly what it is meant to

I'm saying that because there *used* to be a mysterious button on my page (in place of this gadget) which would make *you* post some text that *I* defined

Dragonlady, you've entered the hall of immortal faith now

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...i am new to h2g2 as well as a novice in all arts related to ordering electrons to do what i want... enough nonsense. I found your name as you edited an article about Multiple Scelrosis (A678874).I am interested in finding out more about HAM (Myelopathy - related diagnosis to MS). How do i go about finding people that might be able to help - i would dearly like to speak to other people who have been diagnosed or who have clinical experience/ medical knowledge about this topic... thank you for your help and the poem about dead swans

I just wanted to say 'hallo' and ... ask wie geht es mit dir ect ect
Been having fun?

Hi jasperdog

I'm afraid I don't know much about MS or HAM. I found the entry in the guide and thought it was ok to put it into peer review as it was: F48874?thread=159777 and asked for someone willing to combine it with other pieces also found on site. Nobody did, so I made a copy and did some editing, but it's still far from being finished. That's a fate it shares with quite a few other entries of my entries, and I can't tell when there will be some time on my hands to finish them. If you like you are free to take over - after all you're a h2g2 *researcher* too Anyway, for a start it would be a good idea to contact Mikey the Humming Mouse at U99875 .

long time no C, vp basically I'm fine but it's time that I don't have We've got work by the truckloads but our managers are talking about getting rid of the whole doc department

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ... baaaaaaaaaaa

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...
here's a haiku for you. It's by John Cooper Clarke, and here it is:
Saying how you feel
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

Cheers,
Number Six

yes it's difficult!
Think I've see that one before
Anyway, it's great


This reminds me that
I ought to update my page
sometime real soon now


Hi number six, have a

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