h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's not recognising that i've replied

Well, it's just that ole hootoo server after all

Oh lovely, what a nice place! thanks for the

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...WOOF!

WOOF

Oh, greydesk, have you found the button?

a button?

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...
You have one of the most messed up senses of humor, and I quite agree with it! Interesting analagies, horridities, etc...... etc....etc.....
ANYWHO...
Just thought you'd like an actual message, i was agged, what's up with that? haven't heard anything about it since i got the agged message?

Oops, somehow this got overlooked Yeah, I've added your entry to the list of AGG/GAG/CAC 'waitresses' and it'll be featured in one of the next issues, although I can't tell exactly which. After all, CAC is a committee, and have you ever seen a committee produce predictable results?

I just wanted to say 'hello' and ...
donkeys like carrots!
Hi! Long time no speak!
Stop in if you get the urge. My little space is undergoing changes, as are we.
We have pigs, a donkey, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, and assorted mice.
Hope you are well!
Karen

Hi Karen

Thanks for dropping in! I could use a couple of days off but otherwise im still standing

Now let's see where the are...

You can have any and all of the we have here on the farm!
That's how I broke my nose the other day, you know. Trying to smash a with a pail.
Karen

ewww! Weird! Did you succeed at least? Why didn't you take a baseball bat?

Yep!
I saw the sitting in the corner of the storage shed, and had a pail in my hand. So, when I went to bang the darn thing with the pail, it jumped up onto my sleeve, and I freaked out a little bit, and dropped the pail on my face.
Blood all over the place!
I gave that stupid two extra smashes with the pail for that! Even if he WAS already dead, he deserved it!
The littlest (Not Stinky. of "Broken Dog" fame.) ate it after I was through smashing it. She thinks she's a , apparently. Very good mouser.
Karen

shhhh! Are supposed to reveal that identity? I mean, he could be incognito, a cat in a dog's fur or so?

The is a girl., and a stupid one at that.
One might go so far as to say she was born a blonde. Can't understand it, though. She's a German Sheppard, and supposed to be smart!
I think it might be because she's still a puppy!
Karen

I just wanted to say 'hello' and say that this is probably the funniest space on h2g2 I know at the moment... You seem to have exploded over the place neh?

TM.

P.S. I.m BAAAAAACK!

Oh! hi there TM! Long time no see!

'the funniest space on h2g2', are you referring to my humble homeplace?

Yup. Nice to be back on my own space. The "other forum" just didn't quite cut it...

So how's life ?

TM.

Life's great if you finally get the chance to take a few days off w*rk

Guess what I've been doing today


How's it on your side? Did you recover from that computer virus?

Sorry to butt in, guys
Bossel,
I have something of great importance to ask....
How many animals can you fit into a pair of Pantyhose???


Now, think about it.............. Ready?













ARE YOU SURE ????????????








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Answer:
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown
number of
hares, possibly some crabs, and a fish no one can find.

Karen