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Aw shucks GB, you say the nicest things , and why aren't you busy excluding yourself from the celibacy forum?

Well I'd earmarked Blues Slider a while ago. Nothing turns me on more than a blues guitar. But he disappeared from the surface of the web - at least, as far as I could tell.

*blush*
erm....I am here during *resting periods*
*blushes again*

Excuse me ladies, but you will have to get in line behind me for BluesSlider. And trust me, once I am through, he won't be of much use to anyone else for quite some time

GB you blush delightfully , but please ladies, no squabbling now, although I must confess to being flattered . Might I suggest we have two more volunteers for the orgy, I've always imagined you need lots of people for an orgy ?

What's a "resting period" GB ?
sounds like a menstrual cycle with no pain !

Or is it grammatical........?
"Young man! You have too many resting periods in your paragraph. Now write it out again!"

Or is it that pause in an orgy, when you desperately want to get it up again........but realise that bed and a cup of Horlicks is the realistic option?

No one near me better be after a cup of horlicks.
Unless it's something kinky that I haven't heard of. Which is highly unlikely.

Mind you, a hot cup of Horlicks lying around in an orgy could be dangerous !
Or maybe adds to the risky excitement.

Brings a whole new meaning to the statement,
"I've just dipped my bits in something warm"

Some people like that sort of thing. Saves on the washing up if you don't use a spoon to stir it with.

Emily,

thanks for letting me know about all the fun now. I am as always, willing eager and sexually frustated... and now more frustrated by bein too late.

JP

After looking up Horlicks to make sure it is what I think it is (sorta like Ovaltine for those who live in my neck of the world), I can't come up with a kinky use for it, either.

However....if you hold a big sip of hot Horlicks in your mouth, swallow, then *quickly,* before your mouth cools off, find some nearby 'bits' to...ummmm...dip, I bet it would be an interesting sensation for the owner of the bits.

Excuse me while I go looking for my Horlicks.......................

surely Mina, there must be *something* kinky you haven't heard of? not a lot of things, to be sure, but *something*...

*starts on other leg*

*resting periods*
Time between love-making sessions.
Well,it's only a three-day visit, gotta let St.Bob get his strength back!

I always thought that Horlicks was performing oral sex on a prostitute.... hahaha LOL

!!!

I would imagine the two are not mutually exclusive

Andy... where have you BEEN?!

Incidentally, have you done any investigation into Chinese girls yet?

*tries to compose his next thought for this forum*


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