h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your sexual book-keeper here. I think the "Technique" you're looking for was described in "Virginity" -but I'm not going to start checking. However, I have no objection to you trying out shag carpets too.

?yllej is the exact opposite of jelly?
Next question....
{I think you mean STIFF, don't you Jamie?}

* A swirling essence sighs... *

There is just NO respect for the dead !!!

The moment I'm cold and you start telling 'stiffy' jokes about me !!!

The Late M.KÝ

Not about you!....
If you read the backlog, Jamie asked what was the opposite of jelly...
Gee, some spirits have ~no~ sense of humour...

LOL

I keep missing you, Late M.KÝ! I reckon we should all arrange to log on to h2g2 at a specific time and have a massive online voyeuristic orgy. We'll find someone to type on the behalf of the dead or very still.

I'll start: I'm sitting here, eating cereal. I'm wearing a Mickey Mouse T-shirt for 8 year olds. I'm cleaning my glasses. I'm thinking of still people...

I'm sending rude text messages, does that cound as "sexual matters"?

Well maybe. Start typing, Mina! What are you wearing? Dare I ask it... bra size?

Why do you want to know what size my bra is?

Just wondering. If we're going to have an orgy (which admittedly is rather difficult with just the two of us), I thought I ought to put in the cliches. Besides, I'm in denial... got myself measured on Saturday...

OIC. Well, medium to small would be enough info I think.

I think with two of us it would be just sex.

Why are you in denial?

Is it safe?... good.













36DD!!

~jealous~
I didn't even get above medium when I was pregnant or breastfeeding. In fact, I probably didn't even get above small.

If it's a voyeuristic orgy, then you'll be needing voyeurs... can I volunteer?

*idly sits down and starts shaving her legs, waiting for t'orgy to start*

Just trawled thru the backlog and can commiserate over the chemical burns to foreskins. Are British loo seats designed by women who have nothing dangling down? (unless they are MUCH bigger than 36DD of course
American seats are better in terms of distance from the porcelain, but the water level is too high and you end up "dipping in" !
(definitely no fun if you've just suffered the squits ... )

....and can I watch too?

Hi GB, long time no speakum...... islands still there then

* M.K swirling essence looks down wondering if he missed it all... *

The Late M.KÝ

Hi eatsmice!
Where have you been???
*hugs*
M.K*, you haven't missed anything...they are still talking about having a cyber orgy...we have to set a date, then a time, bearing in mind that M.K* is 8 hours ahead of us, Emily, have you thought of that? Then there's the fact that you {Emily} are only allowed on the net for 20 minutes at a time...
So I guess that leaves, me, M.K*, Mina, eatsmice, hmmmmmmmm.....a nice round figure...all we need now is a day & a time

*Coughs politely.*

oh, and BluesSlider
{well I was going to save you all for myself}